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JoolsOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm an honest, fun-loving girl looking for a guy who can share laughter and good times with me. I love the beach in the summer and skiing in the winter. I enjoy going to museums and musicals when I'm feeling artsy, and kicking back to chat over a few beers when I'm not.
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WilliemaeOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
First....If you are interested in chatting and possibly get to know me please do not write me saying "Hey". I will not respond. That's pathetic...Its simple. I'd like to meet a person I have an amazing connection with in every way possible. A person that is over the b/s and Is looking for the same thing I am. I have been single for many years now and I will continue to be single unless I find.. " that person". I am not willing to settle and I have no problem being single but I would love to meet someone special. When its right, its right...right?? So, That's what I'm looking for....something that just works, something that is easy because the beginning of any relationship should be easy. I don't want or need drama in my life, I love to laugh, joke around, have a great time and I'd like to eventually meet a person I can call my other half. Im very old fashioned, a old soul perhaps? There are certain things I will not tolerate though, if you have common sense and were raised to be a gentleman you wont have to worry about any of that. :) I am pretty easy going most of the time ha but disrespect anyone I love I will fight until the death....I believe and live by that statement " Treat others the way you want to be treated". My life is falling in to place as for my career, every aspect of my life at this point is close to where I'd like it to be....Im just missing one thing. A partner. Someone I can talk to without saying a word. Be romantic, be sweet and funny! Witty...sarcastic but know when to be serious! Just be a good person, don't be selfish, be loving and affectionate! Compassionate, family oriented..animal lover! Most importantly....You need to be able to make me laugh, I have a very sarcastic/goofy sense of humor so if yours is a close match to that...I can see us getting along & I don't mean to repeat myself but its important to me....please be a decent human being! be a GOOD PERSON, care about others before yourself! ....you know what a good person is and what a good person is not so I don't need to explain that. Your physical appearance is not everything, looks fade....we are all going to be wrinkly one day...my ass isn't going to be in the same place when im 80 as it is now Lol So...with that being said, I need to be attracted to you and you to me but so many different things can be attractive to me. Im not in search of perfection because it doesn't exist...but Im in search of MY perfection. Thanks for reading! Something low key....coffee..drinks...so can we can get to know eachother.
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ErlindaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Actually the best term to describe me as well as Foodie would be Super Mega Dork :)Before we begin the long tedious conversations of nothingness, Monty Python is the ultimate deal breaker. If you absolutely dislike it and can't watch the movies or tv series with me then you might as well not even bother reading the rest ....And if you do! F•cking A! Enjoy my auto biography! :)FactsI Love: Bacon, Coffee, Tattoos (I have every intention of getting full sleeves on both arms and my whole back done), piercings (I have labret and eyebrow), my cats ( no never not ever going to get rid of them for anyone so if you hate cats or are severely allergic then just move along and don't even bother dude), hardcore/punk/metal/alternative shows (also love classic rock, classical music, reggae, jazz, blues... Etc. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCENE!!!!!), karaoke nights!!!, chillin with friends, good food (fyi everything is better with bacon), movies, monster energy drinks (so far its my favorite crack juice), watching re***The Holy Grail, Star Wars ***THE ONLY TRILOGY I ACKNOWLEDGE!•t i am overweight and I'm a work in progress, if you are a shallow narcissist please go bother someone else), bonfires, sleep, conversations that last longer than 2 mins and don't start off with "you're cute " , "wanna party", "hi" or "wanna chat"..... If your brain power doesn't extend a bit further than those mentioned when you are actually trying to find someone to compliment your existence, you might as well give up and try a local dive bar where that kind of lame crap actually works on brainless twats... And B to the W, if your pics include you doing a "duck face" please do the world a big fat f••kin favor and crawl back into your mothers womb *** Tourettes" and if you guessed uncontrollably breaking out into song at random moments you are indeed correct, I make a sh•$1 I ever spent on a app LOL)I'm definitely a sarcastic smart ass most of the time which I consider part of my wonderful charmLOL I do not want to deal with any Bullsh•t games, baby mama drama, broke ass, jobless, or heavy drug addicts, if you fit one or all of the mentioned kindly f••k off. Been there done that burned the bridges that i used to light my way... Just looking for someone who f••kin gets me.... for all the good, quirky, random, weird, awesomeness and flaws... and vice versa. DOUCHETARDS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Quotes Clementine: "Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a f••ked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours.""We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find some one whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE."---Dr. Seuss maybe a bar to play darts, coffee shop, mini golf, walk around a park,laser tag, etc...