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Neomi, 31
United States, Ohio, Englewood

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About Me

I guess I should start by saying that the whole concept of this online thing is new to me. To be honest, I find the idea kind of unnatural... But if you're so busy that you rarely go out and thus, don't have the opportunity to meet people, I suppose the online thing makes sense so I'll give it a shot. I have one child who is, rightfully, the center of my universe. So if you're interested in the party-girl who gets a babysitter every weekend so she can go out to get wasted and act a fool, that's not me. Also, I have zero intentions of introducing my child to anyone that I date and I'm certainly not looking to rush into anything.My work is of a professional nature, government-related, and therefore, it's kind of like Fight Club. And the first rule of Fight Club is... If you can't finish that sentence, please stop reading this now.I guess I'm a typical girl in the sense that I like interior decorating, fashion and all that. However, unlike a typical girl, I'm not bat-sh*t crazy, high-maintenance or stuck-up. Nor do my sentences generally consist of, "Like... Oh my god... Right??" I'm pretty chill. I can keep up with the girls and roll with the boys. I grew up in Northern BC, so I'm not afraid of getting dirty and I can probably build a better fire than you can. In case you haven't noticed, I also have a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm currently teaching myself to play guitar. I love hockey, cooking and music. I appreciate pretty much all music with the exception of country. I am not a Flames fan (Canucks & Oilers, all the way) and I absolutely DO NOT two-step. Nor am I interested in you teaching me how to.The things I value most are family, honesty and integrity. I appreciate someone who is intelligent, quick-witted, driven, self-sufficient, has a good sense of humor and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Improper spelling and poor grammar are a deal-breaker for me. As are crunchy hair, girl eyebrows and sparkly shirts. So d-bags need not apply. ** UPDATE: I do not hook up. So if that's your objective, please save me the "ur hot" messages. In return, you'll save yourself some time, energy and dignity. I'm sure there's some poor girl on here that will eat that sh*t up, but it's not me, pal :) A public place, in case you're a total weirdo and I have to yell "stranger danger" and run away.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

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    I am employed (just got a new job, so I am excited), college educated, responsible and all those things your grandma wants for you to find. I'm also more fun and crazy than she would care to hear about. I have been known to run amock and get fake tattoos in dark parking lots and push people aroung in shopping carts. I am both quiet and loud. My friends love me for my intoxicating laughter. I like to relax and sometimes that means going to see my parents and the animals on their farm or spending an evening watching tv. I also like getting out to shoot guns. I tend to go out with my father or my brother, but if I get to know you well, maybe we can see about taking some time for a gun range together. I love watching cartoons and The Walking Dead and Scandal. I know how and like golf. I don't mind sports but really don't care for wrestling. I prefer college football, especially OU. I am an alumna after all! I can hold my own in a kitchen and really enjoy making desserts. Care to have some?I just want to make a friend with the posibility of more. I like guys who have a great sense of humor and are fun but also responsible and employed.Furthermore, if you are the kind of man who can invision yourself dumping someone via text, no thank you. I like men who are not cowards. If you need a woman to be a dependent little girl, no thank you to that too. I am an adult and we both should have opinions and goals. That is not to say that I don't appreciate you getting the door or being sweet to me. I am not looking to hook up with someone for some sexual tryst due to boredom. I really want to get to know someone for more than what might take place behind closed doors. If you are recovering from a divorce in a way that makes you insanely desperate for something to cling to or desperate to impregnate someone... well she isn't me. You guys are hilarious and keep giving me cause to be glad I am not your woman. Makes me so sad though.Fun, music, movies,reading, writing,sports, shooting, baking is what I listed as interests, but all that shows up is fun Lots of things can make it fun. I've watched movies, played putt-putt, gone bowling, gone back to my place to play music and talk, gone out to nice dinners and fast food. All that really matters is great conversation, flirty chemistry and starting to feel like the other person is someone you'll put into your speed dial, eventually.

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  • Harriette from Englewood | Woman | 33 years old | Gemini
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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Hello, I am a down to earth girl with many interests. I am very loyal and love my friends and family, I have a huge appreciation for the support system I have and family values mean the world to me. I have a 13 almost 14 year old son who is my world. My son is my first priority and I want someone who both treats him well and with respect. I was born and raised in this area, but love the warm weather and the beach. I enjoy trying new things and learning new things. I am recently divorced and I am looking for that person who appreciates me and the things I have too offer. I love to cook (tooting my own horn, I'm good at it), I love to read and just enjoy some quiet time alone. I'm not a huge fan of the TV and feel that my time can be spent outside or doing something much more productive. I am a simple person, I am not a DIVA by any means, I don't mind living a simple quiet life, but by no means will I allow life to just pass me by. I am a larger woman, but I am comfortable with myself and I am a happy person. I do not have an ideal man except I want a respectful, loyal honest man who has ambition and isn't willing to sit back and let life pass him by. If you have any questions or feel like you'd like to get to know me better......get in touch. I don't have an ideal senario in my head, I just want it to be memorable!

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