SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SoOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi there! :)I do not really know what to say... Other than I cannot believe I am doing the online dating... So, I guess this is the way to go. I grew up nearby the Mediterranean;! I like to laugh and my friends describe me as "bubbly" :)) I am also career-oriented. Ok, I am officially starting to feel weird to write "things about me" to a blank page.. So, I will stop here and tell you more about myself later.
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YolandeOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR a***!"The Teacher fainted.
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JennOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I'm looking for someone who has their life together and knows what they want. In the past year or so everything I've needed and wanted in my life has fallen into place. Now I just need to find that someone who completes it all. I'm a very laid back person and prefer a quiet night in to a night out partying. I'm no longer into clubs or going out to get drunk. Don't get me wrong I still enjoy a fun night out with friends but they have become far and few in between seeing how most of my friends are married and some with kids. I'm definitely looking for someone who is loyal, trusting, close with his family, can handle my sarcasm, and honest. No offense but If you have trust issues, jealousy issues, or simply have drama in your life there is no need to waste your or my time. If this peaks your interest feel free to send me an *** Definitely somewhere where we can get to know each other and be ourselves.