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WebsterOnline
Man. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 47-57
OK I decided to rewrite this entire profile thing because apparently I am a bit misunderstood. Firstly I am an extremely funny guy and love to laugh. I have a very sharp wit and love to joke around. I am confident and not****. I am athletic and work out as often as I can, love the outdoors and like animals. I used to own a horse, had a dog and would hope you like pets too. I used to play college football so YES I do love sports. While I am not glued to the TV on weekends I still enjoy watching the games when I have time. I am anything but average. I am very down to earth and grounded. I am kind of a rare mix between refined (when need be) and rough around the edges. I mean I dress well and am well groomed. I also can get dirty as in greasy hands, love to fix things and don’t have issues with cleaning an ugly mess. I downhill, water ski, swim, fish, bike, hike, play any sport, not great at golf and a terrible tennis player.I am very close with my family and friends and I love get togethers. I entertain and have a few blowout parties a couple times of year. Bottom line is nothing better than getting together with a few friends and letting your hair down once in a while so to speak. I really didn't think I needed to put this in here because I assume most men are of the same standards. I am a perfect gentleman. That means, opening the door, helping you on with your coat, walking on the curb side, holding your chair that sort of thing. I laugh when women tell me I am a gentleman because to me it is such a given that men act this way. Perhaps I am wrong. I actually feel uncomfortable if the woman beats me to the door and opens it. I love my career believe it or not. Don't get me wrong I do have those days I would rather hang out at the house or just lay in bed but for the most part I really enjoy what I do. My job involves some international travel and while that part is interesting at times, the flights sure do suck. Aside from all of that there is a saying out there that goes "if your life has been blessed how has your life blessed others?" I believe that in this life your life is not just about you. Of course there are many things you have to be concerned about in your own life however have you ever thought about if your life has had a positive impact on others? I try to live my life in the spirit of that quote. I am not fake, arrogant or any of that. My life is wonderful and I enjoy it. So if you are going to respond please tell me a little about yourself. It doesn’t have to be a novel but more than a line or two would be nice. OK a First date. I have a great idea. You come over to my place. You are dressed in that, how do I say it? Very sexy little black dress. I meet you at the front door dressed in an Armani suit.........baby can you tell me something? I say sure, what it is..........you say........where is the laundry detergent because I would like to get a head start on it tonight....... THAT IS SO HOT I CAN'T STAND IT. Now that I tell you is a perfect first date. OK for those of you that can't take a joke I am kidding. (unless of course this exact scenario fulfills your fantasy then fine.) ok kidding again. OK OK REAL First Date scenario:I pick you up at your place in a stretch limousine. I of course greet you at the door with something in my hands besides sweat. Perhaps flowers, anyway I would have figured it out because we would have spoken a few times. I walk you to the car, open the door for you of course, help you in and make sure you are comfortable. We proceed downtown or to one of your favorite places. While we are driving I turn around and say honey, PLEASE PLEASE don’t spill your drink on the other passengers. I need to drop them off first before we can go to dinner. Well ok maybe the limo is not such a good idea after all.
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CarlosguilledhOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-37
Hi! My name is Carlosguilledh. I am separated catholic hispanic man with kids from Walkersville, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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OliverOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
Like a lot of people, I work a lot. But when I'm not working, I'd almost always choose to hang at home with people close to me than go out to a huge show. I prefer smaller crowds. Where people can talk, bonfires w/ homemade beer/spirits. I do like big events: plays/musicals/theater (Phantom / Rock of ages / Lion King). I'm into science and tech stuff and enjoy the fact that my 12 yr old son and I can bond through the nerdy aspects of our personalities. My son lives with me weekends. I've never been married so the independence streak in me runs deep. I'm unorthodoxed and a perpetual optimist. I can do things that many people would consider impossible...on the other hand; I sometimes have trouble doing things that most people find simple.Random facts:-I have an uncanny ability to detect lies.-I have zero ability to tolerate bs/drama-I'm very persistent and way too loyal.- (If you don't know who they are, don't worry most people don't) -otoh- If you do know who they are, you should contact me.-Music style: If what kind of music I like really matters to you... were probably not a very good match.(but a few favs are bjork, white zombie, acdc, zach brown band, elvis, mozart & gwar)-I don't enjoy alcohol - I drink socially. So, you'll never find beer in my fridge (unless you put it there).-Drugs kinda scare me.-I don't believe weed is a drug...any more than corn is.-My biggest regret is that since I'm single now, and about to achieve greatness, I'll probably never know if my next partner loves me for me or my money.(but whatever.. there are worst problems to have)-My dog "Sam" is "Dog Genius" he understands 90% of what I say & 100% of what I mean. He just cant speak.-If you're a "True Believer" in any faith, you best move along - You'd probably find me, at best offensive at worst corrosive towards your beliefs.(FYI/IMO***If your profile says anything to the effect of " I wont sleep with you on the first date"/ "I have too much respect for myself etc etc." ....Then I, (and most guys) , assume you're overcompensating for an incredibly slutty past and will probably get naked after 3 shots of tequila.... (so I'll probably e-mail you) first dates with me??? usually.... and spit on people. ;-)I love to take my time with relationships... so usually, sex has to wait until we've finished our entree'... usually.So if by chance we do interrupt the entree' with freaky monkey sex right then & there on the table in the restaurant... at least when were done... the entree' will still be warm. ;-)