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EbOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
I love to meet new people and have new experiences. Great conversation is a turn-on (the brain is the greatest 'sex organ'). Nobody has to agree on everything to be a match but mutual respect of others' viewpoints are what makes a great conversation. I love to go out and checkout live music and good restaurants. And I love the beach either doing nothing OR getting into water-sports. I like being active but also love to snuggle watching a movie when the company is right. I'm NOT a player! Old-school gentlemen here. I've been divorced 8 years now (married once - had a couple decent relationships since) and I LOVE my 10 yo daughter from Heaven. If that doesn't work for you then please respectfully 'continue on'. I read a lot, mostly classics and sci-fi but I'm anything but a nerd/geek. Much too cool and good-looking for that ;-) My musical tastes outside my profession are Rock, Jazz, Classical and even some Country. Would love to hear from like-minded ladies wishing to be put on a pedestal but please...no preaching. I have a great sense of humor and I promise to make you laugh. Life is too short to take any of this sh*tseriously, right? I thought so... I'll buy the first drinks...but only if you laugh at my jokes. And 'emergency escapes' are acceptable. Boys just wanna have fun too...
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YehudaOnline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-53
I describe myself as responsible, sensitive, disciplined, faithful, dutiful, etc. That many of these are good, well-intentioned qualities I have no doubt. I need something else though, an experience of the heart that will recover a life of freedom, passion, and adventure. That’s what I desire to give and discover with the right lady. I have a beautiful, strong-willed 7 year old son. This little man is absolutely the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My family and friends are very important to me.Friends tell me that I have a great sense of humor and a quick wit. I really think it is important not to take yourself too seriously and to have the ability to laugh at yourself. My style is to be optimistic about things, and I love a good adventure. I can also be direct in a tactful manner and will often tell you exactly what I think. In my opinion, it’s important to be honest with people and always be respectful of differences we may have. I’m very passionate about things I care about, loyal and have a habit of giving ***percent to everything. I am very competitive but always a gracious loser. The right match for me is someone with a good personality, kind, fun-loving with a good sense of humor, witty, and down-to-earth -- someone who enjoys a candlelight dinner or a good football game. She should care about herself and keep in shape. I desire a match who’s loyal and affectionate, someone to have an intelligent conversation with. She feels comfortable openly communicating her feelings – that would be fantastic. I am interested in taking the time required to get to know each other. If it’s a new friendship that's great, but if I really make a connection and it turns into something more, then that would be even better. If you’re interested, let’s take the next step
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AzraelOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
No dings or dents, gets great mileage, in show condition, not a pre-owned. Tons of horsepower to power you through all your needs. Perfect for Sunday drives in the country or picnics by the lake. Front-side arms completely surround you for safety and protection. Stability Control included at no extra charge. Very reliable, wont ever leave you stranded. No liens, clean title. No Maintenance required. Drive off today, no money down!* BAGGAGE RACK NOT INCLUDEDCome on by for a test drive!**************************************************************************** YOU:If you greet people with "Yo!" or "Sup!"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the guys you know as your "Homies"......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to the place you live as your "crib"......you're probably not the one for me.iF u tYpE lIkE tHiS......you're probably not the one for me.If your panties say "Monday" and it is now Friday......you're probably not the one for me.If your roommate used to be your boyfriend, but you're "Just Friends" now, ......your probably not the one for me.If you have ever been on a reality show, or want to be on one, ......you're probably not the one for me.If I was to tell you that you're a good kisser and your reply is "Daddy says I'm the best", ......you're probably not the one for me.If you refer to your cousin as your ex, ......you're probably not the one for me......you're probably not the one for me.IF YOUR PROFILE IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, ......you're probably not the one for me.If more than half your photos show you holding a drink, you're a lush and ......you're probably not the one for me.If you have a lot of baggage and are not on your way to the airport......you're probably not the one for me.If you post a picture of you holding a baby I am going to think it is yours and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your niece/nephewB. Your Son/daughters kidC. Your neighbors kidD. The kid you babysitE. A kid you kidnappedF. Some random baby that jumped in the pictureIf you post a picture of you hanging all over some OTHER dude I am going to think he is the other guy you're dating and click to the next profile waaay before I figure out it is:A. Your Best friend.B. Your brotherC. Your DadD. Your co-workerE. Your roommateF. A one night stand from POFG. Some random dude who jumped in the picture.ME: friendly, loyal, considerate, giving, fun, honest, upfront, loyal, considerate, kind, selfless, intelligent, funny, ambitious, respectful, manners, chivalry, young at heart, sincere, great sense of humor, romantic, loving, strong, confident, adventurous, reliable, sexy, punctual, ambitious, intelligent, reasonable, problem solver, wise, knowledgeable, competent, uniqueI am more intelligent than smart. Smart is not putting your hand on a hot stove after you have burned yourself once. Intelligence is not putting your hand on it in the first place.I have four little puppy's. Animal lovers a plus!Things I like:Sound of water.. rivers, streams, waterfalls.Bike ride at the beachMountainsSmell of pine treesSmell of a BBQSmell of the oceanSmell of fresh cut grass especially in early morningSmell of a fire, beach or in the woods or fireplaceWatching the sunsetSounds of crickets at nightSounds of frogs in a creekSound of waves crashing on the shoreBy the way, all of you who write about taking walks on the beach, NONE of you are doing it. I lived right on the beach for years and never saw ANY of you doing it EVER!IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET AFTER A COUPLE OF *** AT LEAST TALK ON THE PHONE, THEN DON'T WASTE MY TIME! IF I WANTED A PEN PAL I WOULD WRITE TO PEOPLE IN PRISON.