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Gedalia, 47

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Welcome to my profile. For your safety I ask that you please buckle your seat belt and keep your arms and legs inside the ride until the profile has come to a complete stop! You are prohibited from reading this profile if you suffer from high blood pressure, heart disease, or are pregnant. While reading this profile some people have experienced chest pains, shortness of breath, light headiness, and unexpected urinary release. Just kiddin...no I'm not...yes I am...no I'm not. Anyway where was I? Please have picture of bass boat in your profile. I am VERY adventurous. Heck one time I got liquored up and tore off one of those mattress tags that threatens penalty of LAW! I play outside without sunscreen and sometimes consume things that have been proven to kill lab mice. How DUMB is that? Without a doubt the most stupid thing I have ever done was the time I took some PMS and mixed it with some GPS. I created a witch that could find me!! Good LAWD kids don't try that at home! Relationships are hard. Some things that I have found that keeps you stuck on first base are mace, over protective dogs, tasers, and restraining orders! I mean...how can I get to know you if I can't come within ***feet of you???% I married at 17 and was widowed in ***. My daughter is 28 and is a nurse. My son is 23 and plans to be a pain in the rear! My grandsons are 4 and 1.The little one does this amazing trick where he takes baby food and turns it into POOP! I was part of a five generation family picture years ago. I was the oldest of ten grandchildren. With a large and close extended family, we had many great gatherings and laughs back then. Nobody in the family was divorced, had drug problems, or alcohol problems. Now many have passed and others have moved away. My grandmother died in October ***and the family all gathered as a whole for probably the last time since we are scattered as far as CA. We went to my grandmother's first house and asked the owner to let us take a picture. We lined up the ten of us grandchildren on the porch in the same order as we had done in another picture 28 years ago. That was so cool! Yup...I miss the good ole days :) I think we should go somewhere quiet where we can talk about your little shoe buying problem. Somewhere without any distractions so that you can focus on how it ever got this far. I know...it seemed harmless at first but now look at yourself! Somebody runs a "buy one pair for twice what they are worth and get one free sale" and you gotta have it. You need a fix. I would hope by the end of our first date that you could take the first step by admitting your little problem and hopefully even take the second step and go barefoot for a few minutes.I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I am not taking this thing serious enough or else I would have a pic posted with my shirt off holding a beer up to the camera. Yeah...I see your point...I'll think about it.I NEVER make the same mistake twice. I do it three or four times just to be sure.Cupid? Pfft whatever! For the life of me I can't figure out what the guy does with his time!I like pets but I have been traveling so much with work that I can't even keep a Chia Pet alive.My experience on here tells me that if it walks like a duck...and it quacks like a duck...it's prolly a jackal :)Here are a couple of my vacation ***

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Widowed

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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