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Keith, 46
United States, Maryland, Hampstead

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About Me

I am quite bewildered by the whole concept of online dating, unsure of the etiquette apart from anything else.... suddenly keenly aware of what a beardy weirdy I look in all the photos I have, ho hum..*** pondering some problem or challenge.I am lucky enough to have picked up some good friends over the years and certainly am up for meeting more, there is a lot to be said for a cuppa and a chat to put the crazy world into some perspective sometimes... I'm not averse to leaving some it crazy and unaltered though... I count myself lucky to live in these modern times, in such a nice place... sure there is crisis after crisis on the news which can't be ***, there is also a lot of good and positivity in the world too, often seemingly insignificant and under appreciated. It all counts.I don't have children, but am fortunate enough to enjoy my mates kids, such a wonder to watch them catch life, and experience stuffMy interests (?) include listening to music, playing too much bad guitar, watching movies (not at the cinema) waffling about stuff I pretend to have knowledge off hoping someone will notice, but it seldom happens he heh...Photography is a big part of my life, i now its nerdy and all ƒ stops, but I secretly treat it like an artgoals and aspirations included not ****ing anybody or the world up too much if i can avoid it... my many many years of experience on this planet have shown me that most of mans ambitions end up tits up, obviously some great exceptions to this, but I am now a look before you leaper... wasn't always but am nowat the risk of sounding a little bit like a crusty, I used to live in a truck traveling around UK, france and spain, doing circus shows, and "outside music events" loud music, crazy people, lots of repetitive beats... good times and i have the gaps in memory and emotional trauma to show for it... very proud of that period in my life though. I have now settled in Hove, taken up gardening and even cultivate mung beans, not very rock n rollwhirled peas and hoppiness to you allxEDIT: I wrote the above about two years ago, since then I have had very very few messages, so apparently the profile is working well, not. Anyway I'm back I don't know why, But here we go.It looks like if your a bloke here you have to message the girls, makes me feel like a creep though, ho humAnd so few of you are looking for a slightly awkward shy bearded individual who secretly harbours megalomaniac fantasies about ruling the world whilst consigning poverty, inequality, and general bollox to history ..... The mind boggles xBooks ?Midnights children, The Sea of fertility, Songlines, Electric koolaid acid test, On the road, Wind up bird chronicle, Unbearable lightness of being etc etcMusic ?... classical and jazz of all sorts, hardcore techno and trance (old school raver) Keith Jarrett... very wide tastes can go from joy division to Dolly Parton with a flick of the cross fader... don't really like alot of chart pop though but am always willing to lend an ear if I'm recommended somethingso how was that for a over wordy load of balls ?i thought so:-)x What ? I thought this counted as a date :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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