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SarvershandsOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-43
Hi! My name is Sarvershands. I am separated catholic caucasian man with kids from Frostburg, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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CoenOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said: “we're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.”The Englishman says: “The Irishman says: “”The Welshman says: “I'd like to hear Men Of Harlech just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung as if by the Aberavon Male Voice Choir.”The Scotsman says: “Can I be shot first please”..She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:" Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. So, how are you getting there?""We're going with BA " was the reply. "We got a great rate!""British Airways" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.""""Don't go any further... I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump.""""That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo."It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of BA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a 5 million Euro remodelling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologised and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!""Well," muttered the hairdresser, """ I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh, really! What'd he say ?" He said: "Who the f**k did your hair?" i hope you have enjoyed the jokes on the page and if you want to know anything about me get in touch, Remember !!! This is a one way trip called life,,, so i sugest you enjoy it ;-)
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ArneOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
I have been seperated for over a year,so am looking to meet someone,I am easy going probably a bit shy.