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Gretel, 35

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About Me

FIRSTLY - If you send me a message that just says HI or HELLO....I will probably not respond....be creative, get my attention! Put forth the effort to stand out for crying out loud!!!!I am a friendly, honest, outgoing girl who loves to laugh. I am a sweet girl but I have a slightly twisted sense of humor. I thoroughly enjoy sarcasm! I have ***pound dogs who are my "fur babies". I bake and cook and love to share the treats I make with the special people in my life. I knit and do crafts and pretty much love to do anything creative. My family is very important to me and we are close. I am a writer of everything...poems, stories, everything. I enjoy watching movies and TV and knit and I'm a bit of a homebody but I like a good adventure too. I have 14 ear peircings including an industrial, two rooks and a snug. I'm a curvy girl with a traditional hour-glass figure and although I've got curves, I work out every-other day and fitness is important to me. I'm very healthy and hygienic and expect the same of the people I date. I want to meet someone who thinks I'm great. To quote the movie Juno "The right person is going to think the sun shines out of your ass". I've spent too much time on people who take me for granted and have spent too little time being appreciated. Although I like to joke around, I often take myself too seriously. I want someone who will make me laugh, have adventures with me and who will help me chill out when I need to. A heads up: I have a very busy life and a lot going on and I'm pretty guarded with my time. I am not likely to be a chick whose always "up your ass" and I'm not particularly clingy. I'm a busy woman with a lot going on, if you are insecure about that - then I'm not the girl for you. If you are just interested in throwing your d*ck at me, don't bother messaging me. I'm not trying to sound arrogant but I'm a chick - If I want to get laid, I pretty much can - so I'm not here for that. If you are married or have a girlfriend, please do not contact me because I'm not interested...otherwise, hit me up!Sidebar: If you are fortunate enough to get my phone number (and I, yours) please - don't send me pics of your erect (or flacid) junk....seriously classless fellas......geeeeeezze....Additionally - If your profile says "Profession: It don't matter - I support myself" then I will probably not respond. If you have something to HIDE in a stupid online profile, then you have a whole lot more to hide underneath....or at least that's how I'll interpret it. So, if you aren't UP FRONT from the get go....then forgettaboutit.... Something low key where we can get to know each other....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Honor

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I believe in Karma, therefore I always try to do the right thing! I teach HS special ed! I have 2 children! Im independent! Im fun, honest and loyal! I love to try new things! Im athletic and love to watch and play sports! Im not stuck up, I'm not a B****and I'm not a diva, yet I luv a nice pair of shoes! I dont play games or do drama! Im looking to meet a man who deserves a good woman, an extremely passionate kisser and my best friend!! If you gotta lie to kick it, keep it movin!!! I will never settle for less than what I deserve! My time is valuable to dont waste it! Im a competitive person and like a challenge, Ill try anything once! Beers and a game, Fun outdoors, a trip to the beach or the usual n boring dinner n drinks but somewhere entertaining...

  • Tran

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    Great video to *** does not comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters."SHIRTLESS PICTURES (DO NOT MESSAGE ME)I am independent and outgoing. I have worked extremely hard on my education and want the best for my future. My faith in God is very important to me! I am very close to my family and friends. I enjoy being outside and staying active:) If you want to grab coffee and chat, please send me an *** "Rejection is God's protection!" Many men on here write false information and eventually the truth comes out. Please be honest to yourself before expecting it. A little summary about me: When I was in my early twenties, I was envious, but also happy, for my girlfriends getting married. We "southern gals" want that! I kept asking myself, Why not me? I am so blessed where I am RIGHT NOW! My thirties are AMAZING! I am not chasing the wrong dreams nor am I trying to search daily for Mr. Right. I am concentrating on ME. I love teaching, working out, and furthering my education......I can't stop taking courses.....It makes me feel educated and accomplished. If I meet someone on here, awesome......if not, awesome. I am happy....both internally and externally. I don't compare myself to my "besties" that are married and have a beautiful family. Why? I am content and thankful where I am right now. I am doing what I do best and love! TEACH! My middle school students amaze me! I am able to be a role-model to them daily. I am able to see them grow academically. I am able to see many of them come back and visit me! That is internally rewarding!! No tangible gift could replace my students! They have taught me so much the last ten years:) That being said, I just want someone who adds to my happiness......someone I can share my teaching experiences with and that I can also be his "best cheerleader" everyday! Any sporting event or live music:)

  • Raven

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I would love to have a caring man to enjoy life's adventures with.I like kids and animals. I believe in God and go to church on Sunday. I am honest and straight forward. If you have a passion for adventure and you know how to treat a lady please send me a note and lets get to know each other. Coffee or drinks?

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