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Elton, 42

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About Me

I have no real expectations but curiosity has gotten the better of me so here I am and here goes. ME: Single male in underpaid job seeks hostile woman for hustling, shouting matches, and mutual psychological torture. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics. I'm 42 , but look 62 and feel 82. I'd like to find interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted at a later date inside a court-room. You want thrills? Well, I'm no James Bond ladies. YOU : You are a man-hating , bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations . Over time you will project all your daddy issues on me , and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every single unmet need you've ever had. You feel that men should put up with your sh*t , because you are a woman. You get bonus points if you have just finished humping every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that would ruin my life *** prefer a long term, spirit crushing descent into alcohol and pills. Something casual and close to an EXIT.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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