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Carlena, 46

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About Me

Well, what is the worse that could happen? I'm keeping this short and sweet and in the interest of full disclosure, I am describing myself as having a few extra pounds. I do, but I am not a plus size girl. I'm just cuddly. If you are looking for Barbie, move along, lol.I'm Scottish, complete with the accent, which i am told is cute, so be prepared:-). On the whole, Scottish people have a wicked sense of humor. Lets face it, when you grow up in a country where it rains practically everyday, you have to find something to laugh about. And seriously.....men in kilts? Bwahhaha. Joking. I actually think men in kilts are dead sexy. I love to laugh, I love to tease, I love a man who can give as good as he gets. If you are a bit of a smart azz, I will probably like you. Its one of my character flaws. Another one is people watching in crowded places and making up stories about the people passing by, or ripping their fashion sense to shreds. I told you it was a character flaw!I really don't like Piña Coladas, and I don't like walks in the rain......see above. That would be your first hint, lol. I'm not a casual dater. I'm looking for a relationship, the real deal. If you're not ready for that, that's ok, but we're probably not a fit. I have a professional job that I love, and my ideal guy, will love what he does too. Im self sufficient and can take care of myself. Hopefully you are too!Thanks for taking the time to read. Whiskey tastingCaber tossing. (Google it!)Haggis HuntingIf none of those look like fun, we could always do happy hour. :-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Elvira

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Look closely....SASS NOT ASS :)I am not looking for the perfect man just one perfect for me. According to almost every profile I've read I should be searching for my "soul mate, best friend, or missing piece to my puzzle"....actually, I would setlle for a really great kisser, lol. But honestly, I am just a girl looking for a guy...not just any guy but I will know him when we meet.First and foremost, he will be honest and kind. He will abide by his standards and lead by example. He will also be articulate, funny, and physically fit....he will not smoke. He will have forgotten what has hurt him in the past but not what it taught him....he will be curious not judgmental. He will laugh easily, forgive quickly, and love deeply and passionately. I am not into casual sex or "one-night stands as I prefer the intimacy of a monogamous relationship. Am I living in a fairy tale world?!? Maybe...but I like it here :) if you are married, not over your ex, can't move forward, or habitually make excuses without seeking solutions please don't message me.Addendum:) If you do not post any pictures and/or you were born AFTER ***please don't waste your time or mine. Coffee or drinks...somewhere to talk. It's not the where but the who.A few last thoughts:"Money can buy you a fine dog but only love can make him wag his tail." K. Friedman "It is a risk to love.....what if it doesn't work out?Ah, but what if it does."I am not looking for a texting buddy nor will I send endless *** real.

  • Jewell

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    Sorry no photo- no profile no act in response from me!! Let’s be reasonable!! ****Please have updated pictures*******About meI am easygoing, patient, passionate, romantic, sensual, healthy, loyal and honest.I'm free to make someone else happy. I have absolutely no baggages. I live a calm, drama-free life. I love the simple things in life that most people take for granted!I choose to see the good in everyone. I believe in chemistry... it's either there or it isn't Intimacy and communication are important for a healthy relationship and should augment every day.’S and fresh rain. I enjoy cooking; going out for dinner, trying different foods, refurbish interior-exterior, cleaning, dancing, entertaining, traveling and watching sports. I love almost all music but country. I had an injury witch prevents me from driving; therefore I’d rather meet somebody close by. “I’m still extremely active” I am looking for someone who is NOT addicted to on line dating. I don't put up with any Dishonesty therefore I have patience and wont settle…the right man for me will understand these statements. I'd like to meet someone (trustworthy and completely honest), who is sincere, passionate; spontaneous, knows what he wants. One that looks after themselves, has respect for himself and others. He must have a great sense of HUMOR. I don’t care for anybody that is vain, or anybody that will abuse a good relationship. Complications completed with your Ex is mandatory.We can say all we want on here but the truth of the matter is that, our actions and time will reveal who we really are!!! Being friends first is a good foundation! I have had Way Too Many “surprises” and interesting “meetings”. It's disappointing, but I know I will find the right one for me.. If we have a lot in common, let this journey called life take us as a pair. Our first date should be something we both agree on doing and feel very comfortable.A great ambience is a must. Somewhere relaxing where we can experience each other’s feelings and get to know each other better. (Not a coffee shop)Departing very comfortably regardless a connection or not is highly regarded on the first rendezvous.

  • Fransisca

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    Hmm...this is the tough part, right? I'm a fun loving and caring woman who has dedicated her life to her children and now want some time for me! Lol. I love everything outdoors: camping, fishing, tubing, hunting swimming or just soaking up the sun...I exercise, but not too regularly. I enjoy eating out or cooking in. I'm a great chef (so I'm told) and like to grill outside during the summer. I like most kinds of music, including rap. I am ready to date, seriously...but not take the process of finding someone special too serious...if that makes any sense. If you're into game playing or one night stands? Don't bother reading any further. I want a partner I can wake up with and be giddy to roll over and see in the morning. I need a partner who's strong and serious but loves to play with me. Be willing to share the bed with a cute little fuzzy friend and put his own toilet seat down. Jk... (kind of) I thoroughly enjoy live music, different venues and travel. That's enough for now...we can edit these later right? Lol Wow...this is a good one. First date should be what you feel comfortable with...something you enjoy and would repeat...with or without the current date! For real...why do anything else? I'm so easy going and enjoy so many things...mainly because I'll try anything once...so don't impress...be yourself...and take me along for the ride!! Thanks??

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