SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MandaOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-32
If i had to describe myself with a song it would be personality by lil dicky!! Also i dont really want to pay for this shit so if ypu wanma talk message me your number i might text you :)
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YamiletOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Okay, I am looking for friends to hang out. I don't care if you're gay or bi, I am not but doesn't mean we can't be friends. Just looking for someone to do stuff with and have a good time.
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LucinaOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Okay, first and foremost, lemme clarify this "What I'm looking for" crap. I'm dating, yes; but if a special lady falls into my lap I may just not let her go. So the "nothing serious" bit isn't exactly accurate. Also, since I seem to be on a clarification rant, let me say this: everyone's had bad experiences in love, including myself. Basically, if you lie, cheat, do drugs, or make yourself seem like some grandiose person, and really aren't...just don't bother me. If you have kids, I'm kool with that; but if you can't handle them, are more of a "friend" than a parent, curse at your children, or don't have time to teach them and let them grow...keep your damn legs closed or the sperm in the bank, maybe it will collect interest over time and then the investment will be worth it. Also, the oh-so-wonderful promise-breakers...piss-off you bloody w*****s, this isn't junior high. If you're a religious fanatic that believes in "The House of People Who Can Speak in Tongues" crap; or a self-loatheing "gay republican"...go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200. NOW, if you know what you want in or from another woman, just friggin' be upfront about it, I don't bite, unless I'm asked of course ;). So, moving forward...I'm a student, (seemingly forever, like everyone else), aspiring for a Doctorate's in a bunch of boring jargon I won't waste time here speaking of. I'm a big dork, more on the nerdy side, with a flare for doing impulsive acts of stupidity, (snowboarding when it's way too icy, or thinking it's a good idea to spend the afternoon swimming with a shark). I'm a butchy/boi type, femmes only please, no butchies, no Nike/LPGA dykes, etc.; and definitely NO COUPLES crap. Friggin' married weird-ass bi-girls and their hubbies, YUCK! The End, Fin. :)Food for thought: Don't waste my gas, my time, my anything if you're going to pretend to be someone you''re not. I don't like flakes, I don't appreciate lack of intellect, or ambition. Get a life, get a car, get a job, or get the hell away from my profile. Ummmm...first date? Will there be alcohol?