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Pearlene, 28
United States, Indiana, Brazil

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About Me

A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Playing Cards Shooting Sports
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