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Pearlene
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
A super ridiculous, awkward, fun-loving, and incredibly sarcastic lady looking for adventure times! Sounders fan - season ticket holder, Gorilla FC!I enjoy things like: beer, whiskey, punk shows, bowling, festivals, food (predominately vegan, occasional seafood), nerd stuff, coffee, cooking, crafting, comicons, traveling, beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica! ALL THE THINGS! Do not message me with just "Hey", "Hi", or anything addressing my level of "sexiness" - I'm a human being who is intrigued by character and genuine interaction; not by some primal urge to mate with anyone who carries the right equipment.On the larger side in terms of w***I'm fine with myself, and you should, too! But note - I am not here to fulfill your fat fetish.Also, I am painfully awkward - like....I'm just weird. Also, strong willed in that I have no interest in making you sandwiches or doing your laundry, or any other annoying archetype of what role a woman should serve in a relationship. Don't get me wrong - I love myself a really good, sarcastic joke that pokes at ridiculous social norms (HARI KONDABOLU I LOVE YOU).Music interests are pretty wide - local hip hop, old-school R&B, classic rock, punk, ska, indie, musical theater. Can't stand country music, and if you remember and enjoyed the Funky Monkey, then there's no point in contacting me. Also, for the love of all that is good in the music world - if you like Nickelback, I invite you to jump off a cliff.I really don't know what I'm doing on here... For sure a public place - I don't know you! Maybe a special event - Rainiers game, art walk, festival. I enjoy doing things and going on adventures.
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Gail
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I'm looking for someone who wants to go out and chill. Lets check out the local scene together. I'm up for something new or being comfortable in the usual places around town. I just moved back from Australia this Spring. I'm finding that most of my friends are currently married or dating and not up for the spontaneous adventure. I enjoy chatting over a drink or two or listening to live music. Lets grab a drink and see if it leads to two or three...
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Mead
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Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
20 things about me:1. I love my job2. My niece is my world3. I play fantasy football4. I'm reading the Great Gatsby5. I can cook6. Walking is fun to me7. My roommate is a guy8. My roommate is not my ex :P9. Sun dried tomatoes make me want to vomit10. Toy Story is my favorite trilogy11. I like karaoke12. Last year was the first time I had a real xmas tree13. I am one of 25 cousins on my dad's side14.*t15. I am incredibly sarcastic16. I am incredibly loyal17. Holding grudges is for people with time to spare, not me.18. If I have a question I'll ask19. I'm not interested in the proverbial "booty call"20. Go Seahawks!