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DestineyOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
A man fishes for two reasons: he's either sport fishing or fishing to eat. Which means he's either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies, and toss it back into the sea......OR he's going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and serve it on his plate!I really don't care about what possessions you own... Your possessions tell me nothing of your character.... Spoil me with loyalty.. I can finance myself. I understand the whole concept of socializing, however I'm not a bar fly... I'd rather be at home doing some sort of project or making something creative. I like to be productive and make the most of everyday.. Also, I live to open my mind to new things and outlooks.Questions that could provide me with HOURS of entertainment:Am I supposed to get turned on by the possibility of dating your dream motorcycle? If you don't need the stability for an increased payload or towing situation, then what do you need a dually for....do you just have this as your profile picture to let me know you prefer extra traction and rubber while gripping the road??Am I supposed to fall head over heels when you have a picture hugging your kids? (The frightened reactions captured on their faces leads me to believe that you aren't around enough for them to know who you are and they wonder why you're wanting a picture with them all of the sudden...)Besides, if you're on a dating website to view pictures of children then shouldn't you be in prison somewhere? Do the almost naked pictures of yourself or your rock hard abs in a very nasty mirror serve the purpose of trying to get me all hot and bothered? Or are you trying to overcompensate for other areas that may not be able to be improved? What's the purpose of your skin-tight be-dazzled ASSLICTION shirt? Are you embracing your inner Rhinestone Cowboy? Am I supposed to feel special when receiving your "copy and paste" ***? YOLO?....FALSE- you live everydayWould I really be on meetville if I was interested in having a threesome with you and your girlfriend? That's what Craigslist is for silly! Oh, you're a modeling agent and you want to pay me JUST to help me become famous!? One look at my profile and you can already picture my legs around your neck?? Geez, let me jump right on responding to your first *** dirty pile of women's laundry in the background of your picture really makes me admire the cleanliness and class of the gf you're cheating on..... Girls love to have sex with someone who sleeps with dirty girls... Did you think I'd be flattered that you have no standards? Why did you write me an *** when this is written in English? I said I was interested in MEN..... So, why are you *** if you're a female? Once again...CRAIGSLIST!! If you lack a sense of humor towards my profile, then it automatically means I'm bitter and that my standards are too high? Hmmm..(Yes, your hate mail in response to this is going to change my whole viewpoint on life....) You will not find me saying....."I prefer long walks on the beach." Use your creativity, I do not want to go on the same date as the girl you saw last night!
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DorathyOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I'm a good ol' girl and a lil rough around the edges. I'm not materialistic and very easy going. I love to ride horses and do anything the pertains to being outside. I have two children of whom I love to death and wouldn't know what I would do without them.I really enjoy going out, having a few beers and dancing my butt off every once and a while. I have several tattoos and piercings and I would really like to find someone who had them as well but its definitely not a deal breaker. If you have any other questions or would like to get to know me, shoot me a message. Suprise me!!
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MacieOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I love festivals of any sort (Jazz Fest is my favorite time of year! If there is a costume or themed party, I am there. Always best dressed. I have been told my shyness comes off as being stuck up as a first impression. Not true. It may just take getting to know me to realize I am a fun, easy going, good humored person! Please don't message me just to say "hey, what's up?", if you posted a picture of your unclothed body, wear any type of affliction clothing, have a mirror selfie, or if you don't share any of the same interests as me. Thanks! :)