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ShawnOffline
Man. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-42
Hi! My name is Shawn. I am divorced other african man with kids from Lynn Haven, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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WarnerOffline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
.. ok about me, British guy and yes i talk funny.. not like a comedian but with a british accent..my story is very different from most peoples.. i have lived in a a temple on a mountain in Japan with Monks. I have been homeless , i have lived in car. i have been a male model in NYC and walked the runways at fashion week. i have worked in animal rescue ( something i am still care about). i have been in a dance company..i have never taken the easy route.. these days i run my own business ( i own a couple of martial arts/ yoga studio's in SF),i drive an old vinage car from the 50's and live on an old houseboat under the Bay Bridge with a 5lb Pomeranian called Puma whom i found in a box!LADIES!! Please stop sending me naughty pictures! Also I will not respond to all the 100's of you who keep requesting to meet me for intimate encounters!!!UPDATE: due to the overwhelming amount of requests for Intimate encounters as a community service you can now be added to my intimate encounters guest list!! First you will need to fill out the correct paperwork ( forms are available at your local post office) after mailing in all the necessary paperwork you will receive a number and a date. You will proceed to you local DMV and wait in the special line that has now been permenantly set up to handle this. We advice arriving early as the line forms many hours before the DMV opens also we advice taking public transport as parking( due to the line ) is near impossible . We hope you enjoy your encounter and do remind you there is a one time registration fee of $71 this must be mailed in in advance we also remind you there is no refunds!!All joking aside i would like to make a connection with someone special.. easier said than done right even for someone by my personality .. i know hard to believe right? ok first your idea of our first date:Your dog runs over you and knocks down my coffee, it's spilling all over me. *** getting mad, i think your dog is cute and let him lick my face... (Well well well... have you looked at yourself?!! your already like wow crazy my dog definitely likes you... good job on knocking you down!!) you keep apologizing for your dog's misbehavior. i say it's ok and give you a warm smile while petting him. To show that you really sorry you offer to pay for my dry cleaning but i say, 'Don't worry about my pants, why don't you buy me a coffee ***?' But of course i end up paying for coffee! i don't blame you it's all those romatic comedies you ladies watch!. after that we drive over to my Grandma's house ( where i live) in the basement and get busy..2 minutes after that i give you a ride home ( if you give me gas money of course) of course you will have to live close because my ankle bracklet goes off if i get to far from home!
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HoraceOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
I'm blessed to have a healthy, larger than life, 7 year old son, amazing friends, great parents, and belong to a wonderful community of people at my church. I enjoy staying fit and being active every day, I love my life! Don't let the long hair fool you. I may have a "rock star" look, as my son would say, but I'm anything but. I like to eat healthy, cook healthy, and live a very clean lifestyle. I'm funny, patient, charming, incredibly loyal, honest, smart, sweet, caring, responsible, nurturing, charitable, trustworthy, open, silly, a little weird, confident and unselfish. NO, SERIOUSLY, I AM ALL THOSE THINGS!!!! In fact, I sat for hours trying to think of a bad quality and couldn't come up with anything! HAHA!!! The person you see in public is also the same as behind closed doors, I hold nothing back. As far as the weird, quirky side of me. Most of my friends are married women, but I'm not gay, nor have I ever had any sort of relationship ambitions with any of them. I also love to talk AND listen. I'll actually ask you about you, and remember what you said. I do dishes, clean the house, laundry, cook, change the oil in your car.... WAIT, it sounds like I'm applying for a job. There's more, but I can't reveal EVERYTHING here.My idea of a perfect date, would be spending an evening on top of a hill at my favorite local park. Sitting on a blanket, watching the sun go down, holding hands and talking. That may sound corny, but.... Unlike most men, I'm very much in touch with my thoughts, feelings and emotions. I'm not afraid to love or be loved. I'm not looking for a quick hookup. In fact, I'm a bit old fashioned where that is concerned.What I want, is a woman who has tells me what she wants and needs, and isn't afraid to tell me where to go, if need be of course ;-) Someone who knows their love languages. Sarcasm is a plus, but not a necessity. Most importantly, someone who's heart is big enough to include not just me, but my son as well. No, I'm not looking for another Mother for him, I'm actually doing a great job of being a Mom AND a Dad all by myself.I'm a really good guy, with so very much to offer the right woman. Would you possibly be interested in sitting atop that hill with me someday? Nothing big, fancy or creepy. Coffee, sandwich shop, maybe even a walk. Whatever leads to good conversation :-)