SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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FredOffline
Man. 63 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-56
Hello. I am searching for a nice, calm woman. I’m not into games or drama. I know you’re out there somewhere. All I need to do is find you
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JaimeOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
I’m extremely artsy, I write, draw, paint, sing, play ***, and take photographs. If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don’t worry, I also drive fast, refuse to take sh*tfrom anyone. You know... the fun kind that’s impossible to hate.If life were a movie I’d be a villain. The villain you root for...I’m the guy who is perfectly comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain.I read a LOT, mostly history and philosophy.If we hang out there will never be an “awkward silence” don’t worry, if you’re nervous I will just tease you.I’m not looking for the trophy girlfriend, I'm much more interested in personality. You don’t have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you’re ALL not bat sh*t crazy.Hmmm what else...I’+ years.I think I’ll just eventually buy my own Caribbean island and build a tree house.I’m not taking this too seriously. I don’t play mind games, nor do I placate low self-esteem.Until you impress me I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange then I’m probably just bored and messing with you. But also maybe im interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.Crazy how life works out. Guess the secret really works.Do not message me if you are...*a stripper*bartender*waitress*aspiring actress*a Scorpio*have implantsIt never works... You would take me out for sushi then I would do all the things to you that your last boyfriend was too much of a wuss to do. ;-)
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KeelanOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
ok ok so i guess its time to act like a big kid and get a girlfriend...i really am more articulate than this but this is what you are getting todayok seriously ladies how do i know if you are interested in me if you dont leave a msg.ps: really dont be sceeeerd im only half as mean as i look to be continued