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Glennis, 28

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About Me

Locals only please. Thank you.Currently under construction. Slowly pushing towards my goal of losing 50 pounds. So for the moment, if you don't like fluffy girls, you should pass on me. I'm always at the gym, so if you like to work out, we're more likely to get along and have actual time to see each other. Lol.I'm not normal. I think being normal is boring. I can peruse the shelves of a used bookstore for hours. Strawberries are delicious. They become orgasmic when you dip them in chocolate.I have a 5 year old son who lives with me half the time. He is not my world. My world is me... But he is an uber priority in my life and if you can't handle that, move along, move along... This is not the girl you are looking for...I do better with people than alone, I love movies, and salty soft pretzels with cheese. I just bought a book on Machiavelli, haven't read it yet, but I will.I take really really ridiculously long baths. I usually read in there. My feet get pruney.You should message me if...You're funny and not uptight.You like to laugh but can also talk about serious issues without making sh*t up.You know what a comma, an apostrophe, a hyphen and a period are. Even better if you know how to use them. Preferred, but not required.You don't mind that I have a dirty mouth. (Don't worry, I clean it up whenever I need to). Insert sly grin here.You like big butts and you cannot lie.You've seen Zoolander, Garden State, Memento AND A Clockwork Orange.You are more interested in the way I can make you feel than having arm candy. I like to leave the tickets for other people to discover... It's like a mini-pay it forward. :) Watching kids find them and get all excited is like injecting three weeks of happy juice into your brain.I'm an entirely different person than I was 6 months ago and I'm super excited to have someone to enjoy spending time with. I'm ready for something real and mature. If you are too, then message me! I don't bite... Oh wait... Yes I do... ;)If you got all the way to this point, please start your message out with the title of your favorite book. Thanks! Looking forward to chatting with you! *shrug*

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    Im findimg this all quite pointless but here it goes, Not sure if I wanna meet anyone off here just mostly bored lol. But maybe you can change my mind?! I'm a single full time mom. I'm adhd, ocd, I'm indecicive ( I suck at spelling btw), and get bored easily so I'm always changing my mind. I love music the beach, dancing, as well as just stayin in watching a good movie or reading a good book. I have a lot on my mind all of the time. I over analyze everything. I am completely random. I dont care what people think about me, cause they probably have it all wrong. I love myself, thats all that matters. My daughter is my life, tattoos and music are my therapy, i am truely a friendly and genuine person. im obsessed with music! i dont need alcohol i dont need drugs. just put me in an empty room with load music, its the greatest feeling ever to me. pretty much anyway a person acts is okay with me. except for ghettoness, i dont see how ayone would want to present themselves as less fortunate and uneducated. To speak of sanity is offten to speak of what everybody else would do in a similar situation. Well I guess that's it for now, if your interested hit me up, just please keep it respectful! :)*To trust someone is to put your life in the hands of an unstable animal. A beast that will lure you in and cut your head off. Trust only in yourself its all you have. Surprise me :p

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I\'m passionately in love with music! Everything I do, I do better with music in the background! I\'m an early riser. Sleeping in is a waste of time. Look for active optimistic partner, not lazy.

  • Lani

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I am awesome..no..i didn't say arrogant..i just know what i want and what i deserve..i am looking for something to get serious.not trying to rush things though..i am a single mother who works full time so i don't have a whole lot of free time without my boys..i am looking for some honest and trustworthy..a man who works and loves his family..an adventurous, thoughtful, smart and caring man...someone who isn't afraid to get silly with me or be romantic..an optimist.i try to live life and make the best out of every situation.i am a strong hearted woman and a sweetheart..so if you posses those qualities listed and seem to have an interest in the same things i do feel free to message me..im not stuck up and will get back to you..wether im interested or not...go fish!

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