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VioletOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
My Ode to the meetville men that have enriched my life...To the throwbacks, the carp, the white fish & sucker fish. Ha. and if you can't find the humor in it all, then you aren't my kind of man. Please DO NOT contact me IF: * You aren't white, like my bread.* Dependent on public transportation.* You have unusually small hands. Just weird.** Have weird & dramatic sounding orgasms.Squealer.* You sound gay, like you just sucked helium. Turn off.* In some stupid 1% patched club. I will never be property, Ok.* If you're on mental medication. So not into riding the BiPolar Express.* If you have a beard or a long assed goatee.I wax around my lips, so should you.* Looking for a Barbie beeotch, that cracks when ya bend her over? I'm not that girl.* You're under 6'1. You don't like fat women, I don't like short men. My issue, I'll own it.* You aren't 'completely' divorced. I am not your next bored biotch, or 'the' rebound babe.** Your staple of life is a 6 pack or more every night. I'm not into hot emotional messes,thanks. * Please have a damn job, you know self supporting? Debt free, is probably too much to ask for. Ha. * You are still sleeping with the ex. Just plain dumb.* You are a narcissistic arrogant prick, that whines & moans about anything & everything.Pessimist people suck.* * You cohabitate with anyone other than your kids, meaning members of your 'family'. I need a guy with his own space.* You have jacked up teeth. Have dental insurance for hell's sake, and don't think I am not going to notice if we meet *eyerolls.Requirement: Your own place, your own vehicle, your own job, within driving distance &Is that too much to ask for? Seriously. Pretty sad I have to include this in my profile, but OMG~ ********************************************************************************************************************************If none apply to you, then please read on. *smiles & flips my hair*I am independent, low maintenance, loyal, genuine, and real. Sometimes real blunt. Witty & sarcastic beyond repair.Just want to meet a really cool guy who makes me laugh & isn't dramatic.I don't want to ride anyone's emotional roller coaster.I'm all about the twists & turn on a motorcycle though.I am sane, sound & have my sh*t together, I expect the same. Looking for someone who is super cool, and hopefully professional.I am only a rebel ...."When I ride" *smiles. Lady boss on the streets, freak in the sheets, so I've been told.I am not a player, I am a one man woman in search of same. I don't have relationship baggage, daddy drama or debt.Looking for that 'one' chemistry connection. I am down to earth & drama free, and selective about who I let into my life.Spelling & grammar turn me on.I have no tattoos, extracurricular piercings, or criminal record. I am willing to make time for the right person. Just don't necessarily want to live with anyone, But it would be nice to find that someone I can't live without.I want to find my best friend & lover. Someone who complements me. "The person we choose to be with is a reflection of who we are.I will not chase you, if you are truly interested; prepare to meet me halfway.Only interested in someone who wants to keep it real and low key. If this you, and you think you can hang, then hit me up. *smilesIf you have the balls to contact me without a bike, then you better have the balls to ride on back =) If you can ride it and own it, then let's find out.
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LanaOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
My hobbies are going out with my friends and coworkers to eat, fixing things and renovating furniture or anything. I\'m searching for a good friend that could possibly lead to something long lasting.
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HortenciaOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
Tennis anyone? That's what I'm into right now.I also like to watch college football, but I'm just learning so I'm basically just really dumb about it, so don't quiz me. I'll just be humiliated. I do like to know what's happening though regarding college ball and like the exuberance the players have for the game. Baseball is good too. Oh, did I say I like to dance?Favorite movies: Breakfast at Tiffanies, American Beauty, War of the Worlds - Spielberg's, Tolkien Trilogy, both the books and the movies.; Cry the Beloved Country (again, love the prose)C.S.; That Hideous Strength. I haven't been novel reading lately. I read for work constantly - get my news from other media too.T.V.: Don't watch much t.v. I like fashion blogs like OMG!Food: my favorite restaurant is....oh my gosh, there are so many restaurants, it's hard to choose. I like Asian, Italian, Mexican, etc. Just no sushi, please.I like a wide variety of music, as long as it's tasteful or something to dance to.Please though, if you're having your mom live with you, or living with her, do not send me messages or try to get my attention. LOL!I think I'm a hopeless romantic, deep down, but it does take some time to show it.Actually, I'm 48 years old. Please don't ask me if these pictures are current. I promise you, they are. Go out and do something we both like. We can talk about it and see...