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ConnieOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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ToddOnline
Man. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 48-58
Love to go for a ride on my motorcycle with the wind on my face and feel of the open road. Looking for someone to ride on my backseat or just hang out and watch a movie cuddled on the couch. Looking for someone to share the ride with and the adventure of new beginings and new expierences. I enjoy all music but my favorite are slowjams and the blues. I have been a mobile DJ for the past ( clearing my throat sound ) let's just say a very long time. Besides my love of the open road music is my vice. I also enjoy cooking and trying new ideas be it in the kitchen or in life live for the moment because it might all be gone tomorrow. First date: If on a nice warm day a nice long ride in the country side winding through the trees just enjoying the fresh air and all the natural beauty that most take for granted. Stopping along the way to enjoy each others company. No time limits no known distanation just riding and seeing where we end up.First date: If at night or a not so nice day then a nice dinner some small conversation getting to know each other a little better a movie be it at home or at the theater.
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KiethOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
Great, fun loving, sensitive guy who likes sports, movies, a good book or just hanging at home, and sharing it all with that special partner. I enjoy the company of someone who is smart, curious, interesting and wants to share experiences to move forward in life with. Sense of humor is important with a positive uplifting attitude My first date would probably be over drinks, getting to one another, exchanging views, life experiences ultimately looking for the chemistry and that spark that leads to a great relationship.