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CynthiaOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Can you read? I suggest you read the whole profile, because I'll know ifa) You didn't read the profile and come off as a moronb) Send a copy and paste message, resulting in an insult based on your photo/how badly your "about me" is filled out.Feel inadequate yet? ok!Yes... I am from South Africa, yes that is a country if you're wondering and yes... if you're still this clueless as to this point in my profile as to how a white person may be from Africa you should click alt+F4 to send me an ***! My profile appears to be messed up like that... seriously... alt+F4 works if you haven't clicked both at once by now.No? Still here? Well you can't exactly deny my attempt to lose ya!I'm from South Africa and I'm a stand-up comedian. No I won't give you any jokes to tell your friends, because nobody who's smart works for free. I'm a student at UW, so screw your predispositions of a white girl going to WLU. Not only do I love beer, but I love alcohol in general! No good story ever began with "I'm high on life..." or ended with "..and then I got home", so don't even try if drinking isn't in your repertoire!OK, so more about me... since some guys on here are freakin retards and don't care to write more than 50 keystrokes. Seriously. If you can't fill your "about me" I'll assume you're a serial killer/rapist and will *** messages. Being a comedian, I've seen my fair share of events and guys. You will be made fun of if you're a moron, just a heads up. If you're willing to put an actual effort into the first message, full props to you bru!.. I love using the vuvuzela and if you hated them in ***you'd best not send me a message. It's a Saffer staple!For food anything on the braai (ugh... barbecue) works. I don't care what animal it is, I'm a Boer and I'll eat what's on the plate in front of me!Music: don't give me country. Seriously. I don't care about your dog/girlfriend/tractor or in many cases they're all the same (do you people screw animals here? yikes), so don't message me if you're a "country boy". I love rock and techno and/or high BPM music. If you can match that, you're good.Books I don't care. If you're literate and can actually use proper grammar/syntax you can message me without getting a sarcastic message. Otherwise I'll assume you're a chromosome short of a full man.Movies I love, just hate chick flicks. If you think "; are the ideal story I think you're not cut out for me. I love a good documentary or mindf**k. P.S. I like to sneak alcohol into theatres to spice films up!I know what happened to Mankrik's wife. Get this reference without googling and I'll be amazed.I have a few dislikes... If you can't spell words like "you" or "are" without trying, don't bother messaging me. Same goes for the following:Your = possessive -Your language is badYou're = You are - You're illiterateYou = Shouldn't need this or your grade 7 English teachers are hanging themselves...Their = possessive - Their profile is poorly filled outThere = a place - I won't go there for fear of being subjected to his stupidityThey're = they are - They're too stupid to send me a message but still mess up anyways and send me something 2 shades higher than down syndrome because people don't know how to read.Asking "How are you?" or "What's going on?" isn't funny or original. It's sad. Please don't ask that.I'm a nice girl however. I get paid to make people laugh, and quite well for that matter. I've done standup throughout the land and won't hesitate to try my luck with Canadians. I'll try not to mention people from this site, as that would be rude. Disclaimer: I have an accent and Canadians are borderline retarded when it comes to accents. I've been called a resident of everywhere BUT South Africa. It's pretty sad.I hate kids. Sorry, but don't ever introduce them into my life or I'll introduce you to a door out of my life. Same goes for your family... at least until I'm cool with you. Meeting someone's parents from the first through eighth dates is awkward as hell, so don't pull that. If you're looking for easy sex, HAH! Try somewhere else buddy.
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PatriceOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
lookin for the one. I'm very shy at first but once i get to know you then i talk a lot lol. i have two boys ages 2 and the other one is 3. I also just had a little girl on September 24. they are my everything and would do anything in the world for them. I am currently unemployed right now. My neurosurgeon tells me i shouldn't work after my back surgery until he thinks i can. i have no car anymore. i gave it to a friend because he needed it. believe me i really wish i had a car right now. i live with my twin brother. i was living by myself but i decided i wanted to be closer to family. on most days i really wish i had my own place again. i may be struggling. but my kids keep me from breaking down. I am unable to have anymore kids. i had a tubal ligation done after i had my baby girl.i thought since every guy i get with is just gonna leave me when i end up pregnant or do drugs i decided 3 kids was enough.
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JustineOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
First off, I am not looking for serious relationship right off the bat. I'm looking for someone to hang out with and talk to, and if it progresses from there, great but if not, that's fine too. I will not go out on a date with you until I feel like we have some sort of connection at least in conversation. If you use drugs, have a serious criminal history, or have ever been in a physical altercation with a female, DO NOT CONACT ME. I don't do the three strikes you're out rule. One lie, and you're done. With that being said, Im not your typical lady. Im not into drama or chaos. Thats what tv is for. Id rather stay home and play a video game, watch something, maybe find some interesting activity, than going out and shopping or going to a bar. Id rather do something of vaule or worth remembering. Like going fishing, working on a project like a car or truck, or perhaps even doing simple things. Im a very open minded person with very broad opinions. Im not however the kind of person that will debate over a subject until I piss someone off. Im perfectly fine with someone having a different view. I respect that people stick to their guns, I would like the same respect in return as well.I love music. Although, I feel thats an understatement most of the time. I have a wide variety in taste. Anything from Modest Mouse to A Day To Remember. My most frequent hobby as of late, has been drawing. I love to draw, but it seems as though it comes in phases. I am in college full time and have a son. Please take that into consideration when thinking about messaging me. I am not free all the time to hang out or be on my phone ***. Im in search of something thats extraordinary, something rare, someone who makes me happy and motivated. Someone who has morals and takes responsibility for thier actions. Maybe Im in search of something that doesnt exist anymore. But here I am, still searching. If you're still reading and I've sparked some interest feel free to message me. But please, try to be more creative and say something besides just a "hey". :) Hopefully something laid back, yet interesting.