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ToondogOnline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-25
Hi! My name is Toondog. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JakobOnline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
If you REALLY wanna know hit me up, I tend to ramble on if I'm having to think about my likes and dislikes. I figure you're either going to message me or not based on appearance anyway. APPARENTLY I get 3 times as many messages if this is longer, but even if I choose not to, it still makes me type in this box. Dubbya Tee Eff.And as a disclaimer, the rest of the profile is going to be random thoughts, observations or humor that I've updated at various times."I love Shakespeare. And I know that it may not be practical, but if it wasn't for him, I would have totally over-reacted when my girlfriend killed herself. That joke may not be for everyone, and I understand that. But you should probably read more." -Jeselnik.Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!Is it just me or does it seem silly to have "; in your headline? Wouldn't it then be called "Plenty of Mammals"?OH, and if you can pull off an English accent the rest of your life, You're Hired.Reoccurring theme in my love life - If it's not broke, give me 5 minutes."I don't have a lot of time" - errrr "Here's B.O.B, date that for a while"One of the differences between comedy and perversity is inflection.You might know what I'm talking about, but do you truly understand?I know America is an obese country now, but we really need to re-examine the term "Average Body Type"Does anyone else think it's a shame that MCA died, yet many shitty pop stars are still alive and living fat?This thing keeps getting longer and longer - *UPDATE* It was brought to my attention that I have non-smoker on the profile, yet a cigarette in the display pic. I quit, yay. Anyway, no back story to that, just an explanation.Ha, I got blocked by someone for helping them out with their choice in photos.. ****ed up.Aaaaaaaand if you have kids, we know they're your life. I would assume that unless you decided to put, "I have a kid and he/she is a pain in my ass and I neglect him/her at every turn" I ALMOST want to list the ironic sh*t I read in profiles, but I think that might bore others that aren't as drunk and don't find it as humorous as I do.If I had a sex change, I would work in a strip club and promote the hell out of it on here! That's a great way to lure people in and get them to pay me. I'd like to mix things up, so this would really depend on what's going on that week. Drinks and conversation are always a good starter for me.
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ElamOnline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
Hello, let's see, I'm recently divorced and starting to date again. Hmmm a lot different than I remember it being lol. I'm a good, fun, honest, down to earth, strait forward guy with my priorities in order. I'm also a single dad to an amazing (as any parent should think) 6yr old boy, he keeps me young and laughing. I enjoy almost everything life throws at me, but there's nothing better than a little scooter therapy (motorcycle) to clear your mind. I have a great career and am happy with the direction my life is heading in. I live a drama free life and will continue........ My match- Don't care what anybody wants to tell you, looks do matter. Everybody has a "type" there attracted to and nobody wants a slob. Someone whom takes pride in themselves, and there surroundings. A good personality, with respect, goals, and a positive outlook on life is sexy lol. I'm very close with my family and friends so you've gotta be someone I can take home to mamma lol. Ok time to up date I was prob alittle misleading, I'm a far cry from fobieo but I take pride in my appearance, and you should do the same. Secondly I dont do or have time for the drama, if this is what your life is consumed with dont bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm looking for class not trash............. Something simple at first coffee or dinner and drinks, laugher and good conversation, get to know each other