SIMILAR PEOPLE
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EstebanOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
Hobbies, musical and artistic taste, my job? I know a lot of ***holes who are into exactly what I am; so I have a hard time thinking that the sum of my interests defines me. I'm a firm believer that we are what we have learned from our experiences. Worst case scenario, we learn the wrong lessons and become jaded. Best case scenario, we learn from our misfortune and smile through chipped teeth with more confidence than we had before. I am a man who values a sense of humor, a strong will and a girl who can hold her liquor, (Let's be honest, I sell beer). Most of all, I like people who don't take themselves too seriously. I want to travel, build motorcycles and enjoy my life with someone who understands what it is to have a deeper passion for life. Anything specific I put here will sound forced and cliche'. Sufficed to say, it has to be spontaneous, different and require a little homework.
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ElroyOffline
Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38
I've been working there for almost 10 years now, and I can't imagine working anywhere else at the moment. I also have a daughter who is now 2, and she absolutely means the world to me. I enjoy drawing, hanging out with friends and family, engaging in outdoor activities, movies, music, some video games and so on...!I'm looking to meet someone who I can potentially develope a relationship with. I don't want to jump into anything serious, and with that said, I'm not here for a fling either. I've been single for over 2 years now, so I feel as though I'm about ready to date again. I'm loyal, independent, funny as hell, and a great judge of character, so I know I'm a great catch.I don't really want to say anything else about myself, so the rest you'll have to figure out by asking. I'm an open person so ask me whatever. I'd have to get to know you first, cause I'd want our first time kicking it to be fun for the both of us.
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TaeganOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
9 things I hate about everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too," Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film, "did you see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short," What the ****?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?here is a fun fact, the vibrator was first used in the ***'s for medicinal reasons to treat female hysteria. (it obviously only added to the problem) lets switch roles. i wouldn't mind playing the female for once. its about time someone gets me drunk, maybe smokes a little, and who knows.... someone might be getting lucky.