SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Parker
Online
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I am a professional/athletic guy who is looking for a good conversation for starters, and possibly a relationship down the line if I meet the right girl. I would like to meet someone who is into some of the same stuff as me, and likes being active. I like to go out and try new things. Someone who does not take life too serious and loves to have a good "HAHA" would be great as well. If you would like to know more, I'd love to chatJe suis bilingue en passant, donc hesiter pas de me parler en francais :)If you want to know what I am looking for in a girl, listen to this ***
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Brendan
Online
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenienceEconomy, savings, performance, experience, hospitalityDurable, reliable, there when you need him, doesn't complainLimited time only, though, so act now, say hello today.Offer good while profile last, available to only one individual, each message written and thought separately.Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all relationships final,Allow six weeks for delivery, some gestures not available.Some feeding is required, some restrictions may apply. You pick me up on your white stallion, wine and dine me, and then stride off towards the sunset with me in your big sexy arms.
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Xavier
Online
Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
I’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…go Just message me and we will go from there! :)