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EllieeeeOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Ellieeee. I am never married atheist caucasian woman without kids from Newark, Ohio, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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KristiOffline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
Just kidding - I know it should be done in the Fall.Someone came up to me the other day and said "I knew it was you from a block away by the way you walk." Must be the Quasimodo lurch. And "no", I don't take myself too seriously. I like hot sauce and sour jujubes. I look normal. I am self-sufficient. And I apologize in advance if I am unavailable to meet on the first (or second) suggested date. I am involved, active and have friends who I try to keep in regular contact with. If I have already made a commitment I will not blow it off - the same courtesy would be extended to you too.I am often told that I am funny (may not be appropriate for all ages) and that I sound like a flight attendant - more specifically, the recorded pre-flight voice: "you will find a safety card in the seat pocket in front of you..." I think that is a compliment?I can put up with a lot but won't stick around for more. I am attracted to men who are confident, show respect for others and are aware (not sure how to better describe this trait). If you are the type of person to walk by someone struggling to get an awkward item into their vehicle and can't be bothered to offer assistance - it is likely we would not be a good match. I am attracted to tall men (on paper). I like to have an exchange of *** meeting. That is not to say that I am looking for weeks of back and forth. The exchange will help in determining if there is a connection. I will back way from men who demand to meet *** "wasting time ***;I have noted that many profiles state that unless the interest is reciprocated, a reply is not guaranteed. I'll go with that. ``Please ensure your seatbelt is fastened, and your seat back and tray table are returned to their full upright and locked position.``I just ate my last sour jujube.
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SelenaOnline
Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 46-56
Life is short so break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. "When you give yourself away, love becomes something that you do, not just something that you say" ......“Ultimate Real Man.” Not just any man. I don’t want one of the generic, low-life, defective models. No users, boozers, losers, or boring snoozers. They do not fit into my current lifestyle and they don’t qualify to be part of my future. The man I want should smell like testosterone and have real “man skills.” I want a man that knows how to mow the lawn, wash the car, and repair things. Please don’t think that I am lazy and cannot do these things for myself. I want a passionate lover that is willing AND ABLE to make love any time, any place.I also want him to protect me. I want to experience that “safe” feeling you get when a real man is holding you during a thunder storm. He will be man enough to scare the boogieman away and will be willing to get out of bed and check on that noise outside (or at least act like he did). He will kill spiders and other bugs and NOT try to put the dead bug anywhere near me. I want him to WANT to take care of me. If I am sick, he should WANT to make me a cup of tea or run to the store for cold medicine. (Don’t worry, I will NEVER send him to the store to buy the big purple box) He needs to be my best friend. He needs to be my activity partner and be willing to discover new things together. If he comes equipped with a boat or a motorcycle, that would be awesome but is not a requirement. He MUST be equipped with a great sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. I tend to crack a lot of jokes and if he cannot understand my warped sense of humor, I will have to return him to the dating pool.I saved the most important attribute for last. He MUST be equipped with an open heart which means he must be able to GIVE love and not just receive love. I will not waste my time on a man that is incapable of loving me the way I deserve to be loved. He needs to be kind, caring, honest, faithful, and love only me. I know I have asked for a lot. Are you the "ultimate real man?"If you are still reading this, I'll tell you a little about me. I enjoy all kinds of music especially live performances. I love country and rock, some blues and jazz. Hate rap. If you get turned on by walking through Home Depot, you are my kind of man. A man should have man skills. Women always enjoy shopping with a gay friend- let's do brunch. I appreciate a great sense of humor and a little adventure. Being able to laugh is important, I'll save being serious for the office. I enjoy camping, fishing, and riding horses and ATVs. Reading, old movies, and cooking are things I also enjoy. Nothing better than spending a rainy day watching the entire Godfather or Star Wars movie collections while cooking up some "experiment" in the kitchen. On second thought, I can think of something better but the censors may not approve. I hope to meet someone with a sense of adventure, a sense of humor, and a touch of class while still being down to Earth. Applicants must be easy going, drama free, and know how to relax, laugh and enjoy life. You get bonus points if you have a boat or a motorcycle. Take me fishing or take me on a poker run - its all fun. I love concerts, music festivals, and amusement parks. If loud music or roller coasters are too intense for you, we won't make a good match. I don't play head games and I dont want a man who plays them on me. If interested in getting to know me better just drop me a line, I'm game. The first "meeting" should be relaxed so a simple drink or cup of coffee is a no pressure way to spend an hour. If there is interest in getting together a second time, dinner, drinks, movie, dancing, etc. It doesn't really matter as long as the person I am with is fun and has a great sense of humor.