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Kelli, 38

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About Me

I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gabriela

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I am the kind of person that finds joy in the simple things in life. I like to go walking in the park, go to movies, go biking in the park, go to the zoo or aquarium, travel, go to coffee shops or book stores, try new foods and explore new restaurants, go to shows (symphony, theatre, ballet), go to art museums, go to amusement parks, swim, go to beach or water parks etc. I'm not into the bar scene at all, so if you like to do that even in the slightest bit, don't hit me up. I am an artist/musician/poet. So I really would like to continue to grow in those areas, write more music, write more poetry, play more music (I play the cello), draw and paint more etc. and continue to be more creative in my artisticness. I am also a music teacher, so I want to continue to make a difference in the lives of children.My personality is very laid back. One of my favorite things to do is laugh. I don't like to take life too seriously, life is too short. I am very genuine, what you see is what you get. I am also very compassionate and tender hearted. I can also be very passionate when I am talking about something that is very important to me. I am single, never married, no children. I definitely want kids someday. I am also a very devoted Christian, don't *** you don't have the same commitment to Christ. If you don't go to church, don't write to me. Church is a weekly thing for me, and a priority and I won't date someone who doesn't make it the same priority. One of my favorite things is to worship the Lord through music. And to all you guys who keep commenting on how women put pics up from 10 years ago and they are misleading. I promise, all my photos are recent and I do look like the person in these pictures. I will say, I am not a tiny petite person though (like the tiny models out there). I do have curves.I have to say this- are there no more men out there that pursue women anymore?!?!?!?! I am NOT going to be the one to call you and ask you out. I am NOT going to pursue you, so go find another woman that has no self respect or worth and has to cling to her man and constantly call him. Sorry, but I'm not that woman. If you want to go out with me, you'll have to be a MAN and GENTLEMAN and PURSUE! I will not chase after a man. I want to be a woman that respects her man and supports him, but that has to be earned, and I can't wait to respect the man that makes the effort to earn my respect and love and adore me the way a woman should be. Please do not *** you smoke- even occasionally, do drugs, are into porn, or are over 42 years of age. I am so tired of getting *** men that could be my dad! Please, I haven't waited 34 years to find a man who is the same age as my dad or grandfather. Also, if you ***, and I don't respond, I am not interested. My time is precious, so I can't respond to everyone. I like Jazz, Christian contemporary music, and gospel, and classical.I wish all of the best and hope you find your right person. :) To me, the first date is all about getting to know someone. So on the first date, I think its important to talk to each other, whether its at a coffee shop or restaurant. The more exciting and adventurous dates can happen later once you've gotten to know each and decide to continue dating. I'm not dating to waste time anymore.Also, do not ask me to have a one night stand or quick hookup. I am not here to do that. So pass my profile up if that's your intention. I've made it clear what I am here for, but you must read my profile!Also, if you don't keep your word, don't bother contacting me either. One last thing, you guys that have your shirts off on your profiles, its actually a big turn off. Please don't *** you have your shirt off. Most women are not visually stimulated like men are. You guys that have your shirts off on your profile don't know women very well. You are not turning us on like you would be if you saw a woman's cleavage or anything sexy on her body. We just aren't made that way. I don't care what your shirtless body looks like, I want to know who are as man intellectually, emotionally, your personality etc.

  • Katy

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

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