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GatorOffline
Man. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-59
Hi! My name is Gator. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from West Hamlin, West Virginia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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OsgoodOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Thank you for viewing my profile. If you have gotten this far I must have struck some interest in you about me. I am a very strong willed person that can get most any task done that is presented to me. A very family orientated person that helps my family as much as I can. Travelling is so much fun for me and I haven't travelled enough. I have had the opportunity to at least visit most of the states in this AWESOME country of ours. The ocean is my favorite travel destination and the last beach I was at was South Padre. just a few months ago. So I hope you like the ocean cause I would like to travel with someone some day.If you would like to get to know me better then please message me.Talk to you soon Casual date at a good restaurant, where we could talk. Would like to go for a walk maybe if the weather is decent. A coffee shop would be a good place to meet also.
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RandalOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
None of you is even real. You're all just egirls with your www's and your webcams and those handy ordering pages. Girl, you even got a basket on that thing. I know cause I filled it up! But did I get a single pic of you on your "Meet super horny girls just like me," httpenis trap? Did I get an im after I talked to you and allowed to remote desktop into my computer to upload those pictures? Finally? No! I got an empty wallet, 3 overdrawn visas, and a looping gif of what looks like an Al Queda snuff porn starring a an alien midget that I can't remove for the life of me.Did I see you? No! You were fake. Obviously a cleverly created a Googlebot or something. But with boobs.So all y'all women are just fake Googlebots waiting to E-stroy my manhood and starve my eyeballs of nudity (except for midget nudity, apparently). I also will love you and shower you with joy forever and forever, delivering you an ocean of your best organisms. But let's take it slow.*****************************Ladies, if you think all men are fake, pretend, dolls that are scheming to raid your vaginas before they vanish into the night like ninja, you might want to consider how that comes across to us perusing guys. It reads like this to me, 'I am going to blame anybody but myself for being single. It's the mens' fault and I have simply been taken advantage of and I trusted too soon. I see myself as powerless against this occurring.'So unattractive. Please, think of the perusers.*this message brought to you by the Plenty of Fish Against Fakerists. POFAF, not even once (tm) First is the "Stick Test" where I poke you with one to ensure you aren't a clever illusion and, therefore, hopefully real. Then follow that up with some nice conversation to determine and measure the timbre of your voice and that it isn't too manish. Fool me once shame on me, right?Then, after drinks with my parents, the checking of the identification can begin and we can wind up the night by finally fornicating in my backyard hammock. OMG. So rad.Don't forget, REALITY is the best ITY. Jesus said that, you know, and he was right.