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Ever wish you could be a fly on the wall when the girls just suddenly ALL need to go to the bathroom, in a group, at the same time, to obviously talk about all of the guys?? Well let me enlighten you on some of the things we all talk about.. Yes, about all of you! LOL it's too funny that most of you dont realize that a lot of girls on here all know each other and sit around and laugh and laugh.... especially when you go on a date with one, two, or all of us in the same week! Oh that makes the story telling even more fun!! so Here goes... Let me start with the guys who take pics of their chest with no face and want to creep on women with some weird sick notion that we will meet you in a dark parking lot somewhere in the middle of BFE to "get to know you better" .. UM.. Yeah.. THATS what I want to do for our first date! You have guys who take pics of themselves dirty! Guys! Seriously? You are on a dating site to try and meet someone and hopefully get some action, do you really think ANY chick on this planet set her day out to find her a dirty man?!? Take a bath! - Then you have the proverbial "pull on your heart strings" kind of guy who posts pics of himself with such wonderfully adorable children that arent even HIS!!! Really?? Do you think that wins brownie points for the ladies? All i see is you just exposed that child to internet predators! You have the egotistical health nuts.. Great! I love that you take care of yourself.. Amazing! Woman are supposed to have curves, get over yourself please! Then there are the sports and motorcycle junkies .. We LOVE seeing you do your thing baby but please do not list those as a "must" to be able to date you.. seriously if you find a woman who actually loves those things you are truly blessed but most of us only say we like them to appease you.And ooohhh the Geminis.. word of advice Geminis, before attempting to date please converse with your other self (you know the twin that lives inside of you) and make sure you are both in agreement and really like the person you are about to meet up with because there is nothing worse than finding out your date for the night has personality disorder and one of them doesnt like you!!You also have the con artists who talk about what dire straights they are in so that some poor girl who is too nice will help them out financiallyThere's the sociopaths who create fantasy worlds, and no i dont mean the nice fantasies you have in the back of your mind when you see an attractive person, but the kind that include committing crimes and plotting out ways to use or hurt people just for the sake of saying they got away with it... *shudders - scary*You have the drug addicts, drug dealers (oh yeah baby I got a job!), liars, cheaters, married men (guys we can see your tan line on your finger in the pictures), Dont forget the guys who post pics of themselves with other women!! And then there's the guys who look like they are kissing themselves in the mirror! If you are that in love with yourself why are you looking for someone else to be in your life? There's no room for anyone but you! - The self-righteous religious guys who are all trying to "save us", If i need saving I'll find you ;-) The Taurus' who want to show us the light and give us all of their well intended advice just before they blow up on you because you didnt do it THEIR way! The greedy, selfish, self concerned; "sorry babe, I'll get ya next time" kind of guys while they are pulling up their pants... Gay men trying to be straight, straight men hiding that they are bi curious, perverts who want you to do weird things, We can see it in your eyes!! No hiding what you all are LOL, I can go on and on and on but the one thing that seems to bug us girls THEE most; ya'll have the same darn thing on your profiles! "I dont really like talking about myself..... I'm an open book....." LOL.. .SMDH... Oh and "I'm looking for a good woman".. Dont tell me that because none of you would know what a good woman looks like if she smacked you upside the head! AND dont get me started on the WOMEN!! Holy hell I thought the men were bad?! Maybe THATS why none of you know what a good woman looks like cuz they are so hard to find! Yeah... Try changing your status for just a day to man seeking woman and OMG! Those women are CRAZY!! No wonder ya'll hate us and think you only need us for a night and move on to the next crazy!! HAHA .. All I can say is this world is going to hell in a handbasket and we are all going down with it.!! It's a shame that we cant go on line with our technology today and meet some nice people, have some good laughs and good memories that we even have to worry about posting our job titles on line because some crazy weirdo will google all the places you could possibly work in the city you are listed as and come and stalk you outside your place of work, following you home at the end of your long shift!!! Oh and they will find you! LOL mark my word, nothin crazier than a pissed off lover that you didnt call back the next day with a google phone and GPS!! HAHA ... Again.. SMDH!! LMAO now Im starting to sound crazy so I will leave you to think, and hurry up and take a shower to repost your selfies before someone sees your wedding ring tan line and the fact that you are not wearing any pants in the mirror behind you!!! - Have a wonderful night ya'll!!! I can have fun anywhere... as long as I'm with the right company :-)And i think i should specify on here.. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS!! Guys.. I can find a "friend with benefits" anywhere... I'm on here to find someone who is looking for more.. Please keep your inappropriate comments to yourself..I know i have boobs lol you don't need to point them out to me! I deserve and demand respect..... also, if you think that your waist line is around your butt and you think that Fo-shizzle is actually a word lol.. please look elsewhere... save both of us the trouble of trying to decipher your personal language... lol thanks!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

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