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Hester, 42

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About Me

Ok , time for an update....If you are an egotistical douche bag..... please DO NOT message meIf you think I am here because I am desperate to get laid....please DO NOT message meIf you are desperate to get laid...Please DO NOT message meIf you live in the past....Please DO NOT message meIf you are NOT happy...Please DO NOT message meIf you don't have a current photo...take one...or get one of your friends to take one...everyone has a camera on their phone!Have some class, it's not flattering to have someone immediately ask for sex! I can find that in a bar!Use your brain...assuming you have one!If you have gotten to know yourself well...Please message meIf you live in the present moment....Please message meIf you ARE happy and have a GREAT sense of humor...Please message meThere is more to attraction than a photo, I have looked at a photo and thought..."I'd hit that"...then they speak...and I think...."with my car""Note to self" Do Not use weights in this pond...all the lazy ****ers are on the bottom!HAPPY FISHING! First Date is either coffee, lunch, or dinner. With plenty of intelligent conversation!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Anacontemplativa

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-48

    I'm lively, and love enjoying life, family and friends. I exercise to be healthy in the first place. I'm a hard-worker, but do value a balance with my personal life. I'm looking for someone to grow, share and learn together.

  • Gail

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I am a 41 year old single mother to a very beautiful 18 year old daughter that goes to Capri collage. I love my job helping kids. I am looking for someone that will take for who I am and will treat me the way they what to be treated. Someone that is not a lier, cheater. And someone that can be honest with me. Just remember this is a dating site not a sex site. If there is a spark then maybe after the 5 date there could be that connection between you and me. I may not be skinny and beautiful be remember overweight people needs love too so please look in the outside and the inside of the person just like I do Meet somewhere to get to know each other over drinks or a meal and go from there

  • Tammi

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I guess I am a little old fashioned. I truly enjoy a man opening my doors for me. It makes me feel special and pampered.I would love to meet someone who can make me laugh with his crazy sense of humor, sarcasm and goofy playfulness. Someone who makes me feel those butterflies in my stomach every time I see or think of his smile. Someone who wants to hold my hand to show how much he loves me, not to show that he owns me. Someone who values honesty, integrity, family, friends......and me. Someone who is kind, considerate, loving and respectful. Someone I can slow dance with. (Even if slow dancing means standing still, swaying back and forth, so that my toes stay in tact.) :) Someone who understands that all of these things I’ve listed are important to me and will be reciprocated. Okay, so, a little about me..... I have a quirky/goofy sense of humor. Sometimes dry, sometimes totally off the wall. I am the one who shoots the end of the straw wrapper at you. I don’t like taking myself very seriously. Of course, I can and do, when needed. I hate extreme heat and humidity (it frizzes my hair, damn it!). I need to quit cussing. I don’t really drink but don’t care if others do. It gives me something to laugh at. I have been at my job for almost 18 years (they have tried to get rid of me but I won’t leave). I hate to do yard work. Who really does??? Ugh! I have a huge yard, so guess who gets to do a LOT of yard work anyways! I love the beach and the sun. Kind of contradicts what I said earlier. Well, it doesn’t have to be extremely hot at the beach. Noooo way!! A couple of BIG things..... 1. If you are or were one of my customers, I am not going to go out with you. PLEASE don’t contact me....can you say AWKWARD? 2. If you are married and supposedly have an open relationship, I’m still not interested. I kind of want to get married, too, someday. 3. If you are unstable in ANY way.....or maybe you just kind of think you might be, please move on. I have had the psycho get upset with me because I couldn’t drop everything to talk to him and am not wanting to go down that road again. Okay, now that THAT”S out of the way. If you are still interested, send me a message. If I don’t respond, that is my polite way of saying that I am not interested. I’m not saying I am too good for you or anything else. Most likely, there is something that just won’t mesh with me or there is just not that attraction there, sorry. Please move on and don’t *** times. Thanks for looking and good luck in your search!! Dinner or just a walk in the park. It really depends on our interests. Somewhere where we can talk and get to know each other better. Please, just be yourself. I will probably talk to you like I have known you forever. That's just the way I am. Just be real and it's all good. :)

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