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Hester, 42

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About Me

Ok , time for an update....If you are an egotistical douche bag..... please DO NOT message meIf you think I am here because I am desperate to get laid....please DO NOT message meIf you are desperate to get laid...Please DO NOT message meIf you live in the past....Please DO NOT message meIf you are NOT happy...Please DO NOT message meIf you don't have a current photo...take one...or get one of your friends to take one...everyone has a camera on their phone!Have some class, it's not flattering to have someone immediately ask for sex! I can find that in a bar!Use your brain...assuming you have one!If you have gotten to know yourself well...Please message meIf you live in the present moment....Please message meIf you ARE happy and have a GREAT sense of humor...Please message meThere is more to attraction than a photo, I have looked at a photo and thought..."I'd hit that"...then they speak...and I think...."with my car""Note to self" Do Not use weights in this pond...all the lazy ****ers are on the bottom!HAPPY FISHING! First Date is either coffee, lunch, or dinner. With plenty of intelligent conversation!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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