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Joe
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
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Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 21-30
Hi! My name is Joe. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Waltonville, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Justice
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
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Man. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Justice. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Waltonville, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Wil
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I love being active and fit as I possible can. Would like to meet someone who also is active., nice, and cute. .No catfish!! I like almost every thing so open to anything even if something i never done before.
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Eldred
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
And now that I have your attention....ask yourself this: He's Smart, funny and good looking....so why is he here? Well, it seems that the only types of women I meet are Princesses, Party Girls, Flakes and other assorted messes, and these days, I don't really have the patience or budget to deal with that anymore. What i'd like to find is someone sweet, sexy, smart and above all, normal!If this is you, then we should talk. Hey, work and life keeps us busy and sometimes it's stressful. We'll see if we can't share a few laughs, good times and a little escape from our everyday headaches, you know? I'm looking to talk, meet and just see what develops. How about you? Full disclosure: I work and have school, so my schedule is very busy sometimes, and often not convenient. I'm in no hurry, and I'd like to take my time and pick the best. Feel free to say hi. Let's talk and see if we can have a few laughs, good times, then see where it goes. No games, no headaches, no BS. Simple and stress-free. (We're not in High School anymore :))You be you, I'll be me, and let's have some fun. UPDATE: I hate to sound like a total 'bag, but there's a few things that need to be said. And before you ask: YES, it's all true. I have my dealbreakers (just like you) and MOST of you are not reading the profile. I use this profile to see who's actually paying attention, and screen out what will not work for me....Ladies, we're pushing 40 and the days of thumping bass, spandex skirts, velvet ropes and shouting "Woooooooo!" when your song comes on is not in my plans these days. Having fun is great, but these days, we have to get up tomorrow and go to work. 6' 3" and ***does not move gracefully on the floor. If you still need attention from Vladimir the Eurobag, I can't compete with his popped collar and drinks in plastic cups.Ladies, I understand single motherhood. Divorced with a child? Okay, at least you're a responsible person (or you married an idiot) but 2 or more? It's a red flag for me. I'll always wonder why your ex was good enough to mate with but not good enough to keep around. Just being honest.Ladies, I can't save you from crushing debt, psycho stalker exes, creditors, repo men or the Visa hit squad. I have the house, the car, the job, most of my hair and all of my teeth. What I don't have is a trust fund or a bulging portfolio. I'm not cheap. I'm just not independently wealthy yet :) There's a difference. You can expect fun and laughs....just not an expense account from yours truly.Ladies, we all have a past, but most of it isn't terrible. I just hate shameful surprises! If you've done "art films" with the words "....; or "danced" around a pole in clear heels....I just can't with you. If everybody has already seen you naked before me or I have to take a number and wait in line, I'm sorry. However, I will ask you to autograph your latest spread in "Juggs" magazine. As long as your past won't result in injury, rehab counseling, penicillin, court trips or headaches for me, we'll be fine.Ladies, please make it easy for me to see who you are in your profile. If your pics have 17 of your friends in them, vacation spots, pets or taken in the dark, it's like playing "" If I can see your "Class of '91" tassle in the pic, it just makes it ten times harder to see what you look like these days.Ladies, the favorites votes? Very flattering, but if we're not talking then you're simply wasting my time. I already know i'm gorgeous and hilarious. Everybody who sees my profile knows this. Let's put some effort into this. Isn't that why we're here? Say hello :)There's a million things to talk about, but it basically comes down to this: I'm here to entertain you, not rescue you! Life should be fun. Now let's see what you and I can do. You have a million questions for me, and I have a million for you....so let's begin..... Here's the test: If you're laughing by now, feel good about yourself! You understand satire, and you're NOT a total disaster! Send an *** chatting with a gorgeous guy! Offended? Discuss it at your next scheduled session. Your counselor will love to hear your opinion. As for a perfect first date? There is no perfect first date. It's more of a matter of who you're with. Hopefully we'll do something fun. Something that leads to sex afterward would be nice too! LOL. Seriously, dating is worse than being on a job interview, so whatever we do, let's just enjoy it! I'm sure we'll think of something....just click 'next'. I'm sure he's here, but I'm not it.
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Malach
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
no need for this nobody reads it anyway... It could be something simple as coffee or just a drink or a nice dinner. someplace we can get to know each other.
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Semaj
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Im a successful corporate trainer/technician dealing in fiberoptics and telecommunications. I don't have any rules when it comes to enjoying my down time .I'm looking to abbreviate the dating time and spend time with women who don't have any rules like myself. I love to spent time outdoors and when i have extra time i enjoy playing golf and hanging out with friends. If your looking to meet up for drinks and going out and see where things go then Im on board. Not interested in wasting your time or mine looking for spontaneous no rules company to spend time with. Open to meeting for drinks and social scene and see where it goes. Don't get me wrong i make alot of bad decisions if i'm left up to control how far things go lol. I'm freespirited and can be talked into just about anything. No pressure the woman is always in control to determine where things may go.
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Azareel
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
It's hard for me to describe who I am. If you ask my friends they will tell you I'm that rare find. I'm an oxymoron and a contradiction. I am comfortable being both the center of attention and also a wallflower. I know being alone doesn't mean you are lonely and have experienced extreme loneliness as part of a group. I am not much of a television watcher preferring to spend my time interacting with people.I'm seeking an intelligent woman who loves to laugh, enjoys life, and can give and take sarcasm. I am fiercely loyal to my friends and would give the shirt off my back to someone in need. To me , friends are the family your choose. When it comes to movies, I don't have any favorite genre and I do not flee at the thought of an indie movie or (gasp***with subtitles. I think that's why I also love the movies by Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker such as Airplane and Top Secret.I'm not much of a sports fan except Arena Football.I love taking weekend trips along with short vacations.
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Sage
Waltonville
- Illinois
- United States
Online
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I am a fun-....My daughter is the utmost in my life but I would like someone to spend time with, get to know, and just learn one another...if it leads to bigger and better things then great! If not then great friends are always good to know and have. I am a self proclaimed nerd..I like my sci-fi, I like my action flicks, but I can also sit down and curl up with a good chick flick. Horror movies are always fun! I like to share experiences with someone. If something funny happens at work I would like to be able to text/call and laugh about it. If she has a big family GREAT! Bring them on. I have a daughter...that is the extent of my family. Just the way it is. Outdoors? Well I love to grill and hang out in the back yard with friends or just the significant other. I miss my ski boat and I will have another! The lake is such a great way to spend a Saturday or Sunday. Hunting and mudding are not my things. I'd rather get ready and head out to an Irish pub for a bite and go walk the mall. I know not the norm for here but I never claimed to be normal! If funds allow I would LOVE to travel and experience new things with someone.And btw. Is it fair? No but I am not attracted to overweight women. Sorry. On a first date dinner is always nice. You have to be able to spend time getting to know one another. Movies are excellent second and third dates, but not a great way to get to know someone.