Single Women In Bethany, MO

• Bethany

• Missouri
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Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: woman. In age: 31-51

Hi! My name is Woodrider. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Bethany, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28

Hi! My name is Kgmadison. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Bethany, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

I am very outgoing and down to earth.I love to live life and half fun at the fullest.I like to go fishing and do anything outdoorsy.I love to laugh and joke around but I know when to be serious.I lik differet kinds of music,mainly rock and rap.I am adventurious.I also like to watch movies and jus chill when the mood is right.I like scary movies.I love tattoos and pierings.I only have a few tattooz myself but love the art and meaning of them.I am going to persue going back to school for cosmitoligy to do hair.I love doin hair and make up and making otha plp feel good about themselves.if you want to have fun and or get to know me please contact me on my account.thanks brandy :-) A good first date idea for me would be to go to diner with a man and jus get to know them and then maybe a movie or puttputt golf or playing pool or darts or sumthing like that to have a little fun.

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

It's hard for anyone to explain themselves on this but here it goes. I am a very easy going person. i love exploring new things hiking, camping, love live music and being outside. I like romantical things I'm a girl I can't help it. I do a lot of drawing and painting. I'm big on family and friends they are very important to me. I've been currently working on improving myself. I go to the gym as much as i can , I have a gluten allergy so I have to follow a different diet then most, it helps with eating healthier! I finally realized that I am the most important so I need to take care of myself first and for most.Art and music- I am very much into the arts... Museums are a wonderful thing and enjoy them very much... I also enjoy live music... I love the sound of piano and acoustic guitar the most. My taste for music is extremely wide from Jazz to some hip hop.Movies-I am a big movie fan love going or staying in. I like being all cozy and watching pretty much anything. I gear towards more comedy and dramas.Tv- I like a lot of different shows from new girl to walking dead, To keeping up with the Kardashians to food network.I work with children... I think they are the most precious things on this earth (most :) of them) i am taking classes in early education and taking some art classes as well, maybe eventually i will become an art teacher or i may stay put because i really love my work environment...my niece, nephew, , and great nephew are very important to me... along with the rest of the fam.. So if u don't like kids then you shouldn't even think twice. In a guy- I am looking for honesty, if u don't know what u want then why are you here? I am a girl who knows what she wants and if u don't well I'm sorry...don't waste my time trying to figure it out. It's plain and simple and that's all I ask. I like a gentleman, old fashion, treat me the way I should be treated and I will do the same. I also like a guy who takes care of himself and for the last time no, I'm not looking for friends with bennies.If u smoke I'm sorry but I quit 2 years ago and now it's a big turn off for me. I don't mind when we drink... hell I may even have one it goes hand in hand But the constant "I'm going out for a butt" is just not my thing..Must love animals Maybe dinner and conversation, maybe take a walk through a park or the beach, mini golf, just hang out and listen to music, anything that we both enjoy.

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

I just bought my first house. It's pretty awesome. I currently have three cats. Just rescued a new kitty and now there are three. The third i am fostering until december for some friends who cannot afford to have him in their apartment. When they move out of that apartment in december they'll be taking the little one. Please understand that I will always want cats. I have nothing against dogs. I just never had a dog. I wouldn't know what to do to raise one. If I could have a dog, I'd probably get an Irish terrier. They are so pretty and energetic. I'm down with having all kinds of animals if it works out. Also the house doesn't currently have a fence so can't really have a dog right now. All the neighborhood dogs like to come visiting though which is funny and sweet. They will come just onto the grass and bark at me a bunch and then wander away after I start barking back at them. What? I am certain someday we will break the animal language barrier. See first interest. :)I love to bake and decorate cakes. Decorating appeals to my creative side. I'd love to make this a full time career someday. I also embroider, quilt and paint when I can. One of my favorite things to do is swim. I swam competitively for 12 years growing up. I like working out but, obviously, don't do it as often as I should. It not that I'm lazy but I don't see the point in getting all skinny so some man can objectify me as a sex object. I prefer lifting to cardio (because cardio is boring and doesnt burn as many calories once you stop as lifting) unless the cardio is swimming. Swimming is awesome.Right now I work at a printing company. I'm an assistant manager. I love the people I am working with and the work that I do. I also work for my dad at a small manufacturing company my grandpa started in the 60s. I'm an independent sort of woman. The traditional ideas of romance just don't do it for me. I may scream pretty loud at that big bug but i'll still kill it with my hockey stick. What I am looking for in a man is kindness, strength, confidence and stability. I don't play games and neither should you. Unless it's a board, tabletop, or video game. If you are one of those men who is convinced that men are the superior sex, well you're wrong and it's not gonna work out between us. I'm a sucker for blue eyes. I've got a couple of tats. I guess that's important to some people. I have a unicorn leaping over a moon on my shoulder and a red dragon on my calf. One good thing about this site is the plethora of animal pics. Other things I've noticed about this site: everyone is funny and sarcastic to a fault. I am also sarcastic and can usually give as good as i get. And loves to travel!! I like road trips. I don't have a passport. There are ***national parks, monuments, and forests in this fair country and I want to see them all. If I visit one a year, I'm gonna live forever!75% of you are "awesome". Which is just silly. We can't all be awesome. 99% of the bald men wear hats in their profile pics. 10% never take the hat off. There are indeed a large amount of mirror pics. I'm a little disturb as to how y'all know how many of the other men post mirror pics. What's up with that?Oh and 50% of the men on here reference some kind of brownie points for knowing what movie/tv show the headline is from. Really? Is this still high school where we can make up our grade point average by doing extra credit? Oh and brownie points for whomever can tell me the origin of my headline. BTW, 86% of statistics are made up on the spot. Of the men who don't date BBW, and actually say so in their profiles, most are under the impression that if a woman is fat she doesn't take pride in herself, is lazy or doesn't care about her health. Thin/skinny/average/athletic does not necessarily equate healthy. If fact more often than not, it doesn't. Too often people, male and female, believe if they exercise then that can eat whatever they want. This is simply not the case. You can be not attracted to Big Beautiful Women legitimately without assuming how they got to be that way. All you have to put is, "I'm sorry, I'm not into BBW." Period, no qualifiers. BTW, i am likely to message you if there is something in your profile I have never heard of before. for example, what the heck is kcco? Okay now I know that it means "Keep Calm Chive On". So why are we talking about garnishes? **actually show up. I've been stood up twice. Pretty ridiculous. Woo! State fair is happening right meow! A good first date in the summer would be to go somewhere with A/C. The old stand by of a nice dinner and a movie works great for summer. I prefer action movies to romcoms. In the winter it would be to go somewhere outside, assuming it actually gets cold. Neat restaurants, art or science museums, something interactive.Oh, I hate sushi. My first year of college I was a marine biology major. There are some things you just can't get out of your head.

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

I believe in living a good honest life. Hopefully see how this online dating goes. I would like a partner who likes to show affection, has a great sense of humor, for whom making time together a priority.

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

I love God, love my ten yr old daughter and try to be the best mother possible. I am very outgoing...not at all shy...i like to be adventurous...spontaneous...i love dogs...I love the outdoors...I love to visit new places to experience the town the food...etc. I am lookibg for serious inquiries...no games please. I wish u the best luck ib your search:) Hmmmmm....this is a tough one...I believe for me it would have to depend upon how long I had been talking to him prior to first date...coffe shop...cool hole in wall w great food...any outdoor activity...I am fair game for anything bc I love anything sponaneous. With each passing date, I value romance and affecrion as I do the same in return:)

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

'Turns out not where, but who you're with, that really matters.'My friends would describe me as funny, good hearted, honest, and sincere. I'm a professional, own my own home and have my life together. I love to travel, take road trips, go camping and enjoy the outdoors. Music is a big part of my life -;)If you enjoy laughing, random trivia, the smell of campfires, exploring new places, and occasional sarcasm, don't be shy.... drop me a line and say hi! At the very least you may make a new friend, and you can't have too many of those!You'll score bonus points if you can appreciate the sound of vinyl records :) Let's meet for coffee or a drink and some good conversation. Hopefully the promise of a second date?

• Bethany

• Missouri
• United States

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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41

Let's see...I'm a retail manager, have my own place, got a great dog, and now I'm looking to find my partner I'm crime. If you want to know anything else, feel free to send me a message :) Dinner and / or drinks is always a nice way to break the ice and get to know someone :)