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Mahlon, 39
United States, West Virginia, Clay

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Thanks for stopping by. I never know what to put in these things. I could just lie and say what women want to hear, but then we will go out,and I will forget what I wrote. You'll catch me in a lie and get upset. I'll end having to apologize,but the apology won't matter. You will give up on men and end up being alone for the rest of your life. Quite frankly, I don't want that kind of pressure, so I am just going to ramble on and hope it makes some sense.I am huge, border-lined obsessed, sports fan. I like to watch it all: baseball, football, hockey, basketball, golf, soccer. I still play rec league softball and I golf a lot. I enjoy going to live sporting events as well. I even had a radio show for a while, but it didn't quite work out. Being a sports fan is not a must, but it would help.I also like reading and watching movies. My favorite books are Friday Night Lights by Buzz Bissinger and The Last Boy by Jane Leavy. It should come as no surprise that they are sports related.I firmly believe the top 5 TV shows of all time are:1. The Wire2. Mad Men3. The Sopranos4. Friday Night Lights5.Streaming Netflix is the greatest invention of all time.Jim Thome is just as bad as LeBron James.Tosh.0 is the funniest show on TV.People always talk about their taste in music. My musical taste is that of a 14 year old girl. I do like all kinds of music, including rap and hip hop.I have a somewhat warped sense of humor. Some people are offended by what I find funny, but I really don't care. If I offend you with a joke, I am sorry, but that doesn't mean it isn't funny.I want to find someone who is smart and funny. My two biggest turnoffs are no sense of humor and stupidity, especially if the stupidity is an act. I don't mind women who are smarter than me.I am an outdoorsy type person in the fact that I like being outside, but I am not a big fan of camping and hunting. That is why God invented houses and grocery stores.Since I mentioned it, yes, I do believe in God, but would not consider myself particularly religious.I am divorced with no kids. My ex-wife lives out of state and we split amicably, so there is no baggage there. I am not against having kids in the future, nor do I mind if you have kids right now.Now I'm sure you next question is "Why is someone as awesome as you divorced?". They short answer is, I made mistakes and never worked on being a good husband. I never cheated or laid a hurtful finger on my ex. I took that attitude that all our issues will work themselves out without my trying. I never fully understood how much work a healthy happy marriage takes.Hopefully you liked what you read here and will drop me a message. If not, thanks for your time, and good luck in your search.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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Reading Horror Boxing
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