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Joseph, 26

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About Me

*** not here to drop panties because you said I was pretty and I'm not here looking for "the" one, either. I'm just here.It's been my experience that a long-term relationship without a prior friendship is not only a waste of my time and efforts, but it's really painful to let go of.It's like you're letting go of something that you never really had but you still feel weird about it because you know it was yours but you're still letting it go because it isn't yours -- but it was. Not only is it a waste of time, it's also confusing as (rhymes w/duck), which is why it's hard to let go because you aren't sure what to really do with it.In order to keep everything sane -- be my friend first, guy. Slow and steady wins the race... and my heart, if you're after it. I've got nothing but time.So, let's go grab a drink, shoot some pool, and listen to a band. Or we can get lost somewhere, I don't know. Let's just go.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

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