• Irwin
• Pennsylvania
• United States

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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-41

Hi! My name is Dan. I am never married other caucasian woman with kids from Irwin, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

• Irwin
• Pennsylvania
• United States

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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: man. In age: 18-30

Hi! My name is Autumn. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Irwin, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

• Irwin
• Pennsylvania
• United States

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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

First off- for the love of Christ, if you're married, kindly move along. I'm getting super farking sick of that nonsense. Things I love:Army, Marines, Air Force, Navy, National Guard, Coast Guard, Police, Firemen. Anyone willing to die for me, I support. Yes- both NFL teams. Wanna fight about it? Trivia. Our team is Jar Of Almonds. Watch out, we're awesome. I'm a lover, not a fighter- but I'll fight for those I love. I'm silly, quick witted, sarcastic, and blunt, but I'm not mean. I'm in no rush to get in a relationship, but I won't fight it if it comes. I'm tall. I'm weird, goofy, and I think stupid things are funny. I love laughing with silly guys that aren't too afraid of looking silly. I keep up with guy banter. I'm a sucker for a man who knows exactly what he wants. I say "bless your heart" and call people "darlin" and "sugar" and "honey" The louder I talk, the more accent I get. Especially talking to patients at work. I make my own sweet tea. I sit on my porch to watch storms. I'm not, however, your typical southern bible thumper, I don't spew hatred or bigotry,it's just that I'm not a fan of organized religion. No, you cannot have pictures of my chest. No, I do not want to see your penis.I love conversation with those with a sense of humor. I attempt to play the guitar and piano, but I can't read tabs or sheet music. Feel free to tutor me. I can't dance, but still do- only alone in my room or with my son. I can't sing, but that doesn't stop me. My childhood dream was to be Jim Carrey. I have a memory for song lyrics and movie quotes, and nothing else sticks. I can forget what I'm talking about mid sentence. I've not had the best luck with relationships and am a little jaded, but I don't judge, and I don't blame you for junk I've been through. I don't play victim well. I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I'm a tomboy armed with eyeliner and a sharp tongue. I have daddy/abandonment issues, but I'm not high strung, high maintenance, nor have I ever seen a therapist. I'm an easy going person- I will be happy with dinner and drinks, or walking around town, or sitting in your car getting to know each other. As long as you're good to me, and keep the douche to a minimum, I'm happy. :)