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Galahad, 25
United States, Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls

Offline, last seen Mon, 22 Apr 2024 17:58:59

About Me

Let me talk to you ladies realistically for a quick sec... First, we get it. You get a billion messages on this freakin app. Every profile reads 'Please make your message stand out' blah blah. I can't jump through a hoop of burning fire, or juggle, or ride a stallion down the beach over the first message I send. So stop acting like the first message is what 'gets your attention'. You're just like us, sifting through a sea of people and picking out the ones you might be able to work with. There is no shame in it. Second let's dial down the seriousness of your intentions a tad. I know it gives us the option to show that level but dear god ladies. Realistically do you think you are going to download this free app to your pink IPhone and catch you the biggest sport fish this sea has to offer on your first go? Doubt it. So every guy that has the whole "nothing serious" thing set for his profile isn't just looking to climb into your unmentionables. Granted some guys are and my guess is none of us would turn it down if offered because let's face it, we are men. You just gotta do some sifting. That's why the analogy is fishing. Ok soo anywho...I'm a pretty chill guy. Work is enough stress so I try not to carry it elsewhere in life. I enjoy intelligent conversation and I still have a pretty simple sense of humor. I laugh at cartoons, that sort of deal. I have a pineapple addiction. I am excited about the new star wars movies. I have tattoos, I know that's a positive or negative for some. I put my career before most things in my life. Short simple sweet. Minus the rant of course.I can't imagine many women would actually make it this far through the profile description and if you have, interested or not, give yourself a pat on the back for holding onto this trainwreck of a profile through to the bitter end...you've earned it.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

INTERESTS

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