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Yang, 32
United States, Michigan, Birmingham

Offline, last seen Wed, 17 Apr 2024 21:52:35

About Me

Well.....well.....well, where to begin on this oh so wonderful aquatic website that has kept me warm on those cold, blustery, lonely evenings in between relationships. Evenings where I enjoy sitting by the fire sipping a glass of wine and writing about all of my special "unique" qualities that make me "the one"...all without a hint of sarcasm to be found!So, if my brilliant and witty introduction did not attract you like a fish to a worm...then the following nitty gritty details may be just up your alley.....Fact: I am a 32 year old female who has a humorous personality. Fact: I try not to take the pitfalls of life too seriously as they are all lessons we must grudgingly learn. Fact: I feel like laughter is truly the best medicine for pretty much any and all ailments. sidenote- If you cannot learn to laugh at yourself or your situation then you will almost certainly go insane by the age of ***the age at which most mid-life crisis occur- new sports car anyone?).Fact: Recently, I recieved my teaching certificate and have been working in education for the past two years.*% off ever since!...but, if you find me at least a little hilarious or at least cracked a smile while reading this then you may be my type...if you read this and you were thinking "what in the hell is this chick saying?" then you are NOT my type at which case you probably wouldn't *** unless you were superficial and only cared about appearances well....I digress- you get the point!!! As much as I love them, no movies on a first date. As hard as I've tried, I've never been able to telepathically get to know someone by sitting next to them quietly in the dark for two hours (although if you cry during a movie and I don't shed a tear, I may question your high amount of sensitivity and this could result in a turn off).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Punk Fishing Japanese Animation Romance Baseball Snowboarding
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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

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