Mahlon, 36
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I think im the only one on here that doesn't go to the gym 20 times a day :) Ok ok where do I start, yes i have a few tattoos ;) its my job and I love it, it doesn't make me an a***hole or a yob, stick me in a suit and I can mingle with the best of them.....wat wat wat wat wat!!! lol, im a firm believer of politeness, I will hold the door open for anyone, if I see a woman with a pushchair having trouble, I will help her out, if a stranger has broken down, I will try and help them out, kindness is something we all appreciate :) get to know me and make your own mind up! if after reading my profile, you think im not for you, I hope it made you smile :) good luck all.I apologise in advance if I don't reply, Its just I don't think your right for me, and don't want to waste either of our time, im not getting any younger ya know :)laughter is the best medicine ever.....FACT!!!....well unless you have flu, then id recommend lots of fluids and rest :)oh and ladies, that's not a bald head you see.............. ;***hahaha. things i like:aliens that get anal probed (they started it)Christmas eve Christmas morning :***the snowmanthe snowman and his snow dogopening automatic doors like a jedi masterdr whothe m & m advert......-...NOT NIKEYporche/ NOT PORSHAaliens that anal probe ( its just rude and no need, what are they looking for?? )falling over sideways profile pictures, just rotate them dancing ( i just cant, I look like I have sh*tmyself, and i'm shaking it down my leg,, with an itchy belly lol )coffee dirty earsrudenesssmelly peoplethings that dont work, when i just fixed them (its just rude)flat tyresdrunk cryersgetting tickledtext speak liarsbreaking down (my bike not me)black chips (yuk)hangoverswine (double yuk)spotsfeetfood that falls off my fork right by my mouth ( it gets my taste buds angry haha )the end of profiteroles :((idiot drivers, that don't need to indicate!!sour milkholes in socksbitten fingernailsskid marksmoanersa cold bath (unless its summer)closing time (it makes me sad lol)indian food long queuespot holes beef pot noodlelynx deodorantmassive fan of comedys, only fools, men behaving badly, extras, the I. ;-P if you wanna know anything else just ask, you never know, you may be the lucky lady :-) hmmmm something fun like bowling, but if i lose im going home, end of hahaha :) Or a giant maze, maybe crazy golf or maybe a nice quiet drink and a meal in a country pub, taking in a nice view with good conversation : )....but If im honest, I don't care what we do, if the date is going great then its all good........I believe that its not what you are doing, its who you are doing it with, that makes a perfect date.
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