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Gaila, 51
United States, Alabama, Ohatchee

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About Me

I am online for whatever reasons.....I don't really knowMy parents want me out of the house, but they don't want me to be on welfare so I need a man. The bar scene doesn't work because I don't have working parts and I am bald, blind, and mentally challenged. My optometrist wants to perfom an optical transplant, but I don't think I would look right with purple eyes. The prospective donor is a reptile. Are you interested? My parents want me to be potty trained by the end of this summer.Golfing is a passion of mine, but it mostly is because I get mesmerized by the glowing white ball in the sky.....I have a hard time focussing due to my optical degeneration. I do not have a family tree......it is just a stick protruding from the ground. They tell me that my ancestors are buried underneath it somewhere. I am afraid of Full Moons, Halloween, and the rememberence of yesterday's dinner.Music speaks to my soul due to the fact that the repetitive drum beats remind me of when the tribe attempted to burn me on the witches stake. I beamed myself up from that experience.Sometimes my mother brings me my meals on a metal tray to the basement, but mostly she just slides something under the door. It is so dark and cold down here. I'm fortunate that she allows me the use of the computer and internet from time to time, but that is only when I earn the privelege by going potty like a big girl.Friday is the beginning of my liver's work week, and on Saturday's I like to fake seizures for more meds. First Date? What is that?I'm told that if I have a first date, I wouldn't have to worry about the pressure on me to get out of my parents basement. They like to keep me in shackles

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

INTERESTS

Basketball
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