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Piperarrowll, 66
United States, California, Moreno Valley

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About Me

Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. That guy is so old he shops at EXTREMELY Old Navy. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. If you really love someone, throw the ball and say "Fetch!" (thanks to Karthik Narayan) If you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" Contents may have settled out of court. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked. I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats. I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest. If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you see perfectly? I like my men like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer. I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter. They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem. A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch. He was hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine. Well, paint me purple and call me Barney. I'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer. Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no. The statement following is true. The statement prior is false. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. I was happier than a kitten with a Q-tip. He was deader than a shrunken head at a Hackey Sack festival. I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake. I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over. He was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody. If you can't convince them, confuse them. All power corrupts. Absolute power is pretty neat, though. If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. Here I am! What are your other two wishes? A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks. Gun Control: Use both hands.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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