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Rad, punky, witty, kind, creative, art/music/film lovin' mama seeks big, hip, smart, coolio papi for hearty giggles. Wickedly clever, quick, mischievous, punky bear types encouraged ;-) but certainly not mandatory. Brains over brawn. Eddie Haskell beats Wally. Johnny Knoxville takes Brad Pitt. More? Hmmm. I am generally happy and fairly witty but I can pout with the best of 'em when disgruntled, dangit. I am quick and smart but I am not ashamed to admit that I enjoy bad television, brainless pop fodder and Nylon magazine. I dig puns and alliteration. I like snarky post punk boys with intellect and charm and secret tendencies for grand heart-fueled gestures. Snark + smarm + intellect. I'm thinking an old school skater Jason Segel, taller Shannon Selberg or a Kyp Malone with Xray Spex, Devo, and Ike and Tina records, a penchant for great Thai food, honesty up the ying yang and who can hold his own with my brilliant parents. I WANT to believe in fate over pheromones but am getting fucking skeptical. I like to make art but only on whims. I like to write but only when I have something to say. I curse a lot, and giggle. I give great presents. I am not nor will I ever be Kate Moss so if you're only drawn to those super taut in skinny jeans, head over to Forever 21 at the mall and buy me a pretzel while you're there. I am a woman, stretch marks and all. I'm an agnostic but I read my Cainer horoscope daily (only one that's accurate) because it gives me a false sense of security. I suppose I am open to the spiritual to a degree and even more open to futurism and geeky science. I get grumpy in the summer and elated in the fall. My general ringtone is a Dalek and I'm saving Sugarhill Gang for Mr. Right. I live in Baltimore but dream of Copenhagen, Stockholm, Wales, or Romania. I love shoes and skirts and have had red nails with only the occasional blue or hot pink for 25 years. It takes a minute to bust through my cynical armor to the mushy stuff but it's worth it if you're smart enough to understand that complexity is fun. ;-) Enough yet?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Agnostic

  • Political views

    Very Liberal

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Internet Browsing Music Drawing / Painting Reading Watching Movies
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