Desiree, 31
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About Me
I am an Army veteran with two combat tours to Iraq. I enlisted in the Army Reserves after my active duty contract was up in ***. I have a BA in Criminal Justice to which I planned to use in some sort of law enforcement career, not so much anymore. I also design and handcraft gemstone jewelry on Etsy.com.My interests/hobbies/random things I do for fun. I read a lot. I love to make my jewelry. I find drinking to be fun. I would love to go camping, after the Army, it will be a cake walk. I like to fish. Frolicking in a river wearing a t-shirt and shorts is fun. Movies are awesome.**I am not completely adverse to children however I do not like spoiled, can do nothing wrong, screaming, rude children that are not disciplined. The younger the child the more I have no idea how to interact with them. Just never been around children enough, other than in stores. Have you seen the way most children act in a store? Well behaved and respectful is a must.Things I don't like/or wouldn't do well with: The beach and roller coasters. People that always have to be doing something. People who are obsessed with the gym and eating right. Shallow or materialistic people.Positive personality traits: I am brutally honest, which is why after this section I will list my negative personality traits. I am the Queen of sarcasm. Loyalty is of the utmost importance to me. I am ambitious and excel in any job I undertake. I do not judge people at all, to each their own. I like to say, you are right and I am right however we are not right together. I am very generous and have a big heart. I am intelligent. I am very easy to talk to. I will say though, I crave shy people on first dates because I love to make you squirm. Oh calm down, after the torture I make the conversation flow and that urge to cry will go away. I am ridiculously sweet and am pretty good at coming up with new creative ways to show my affection and appreciation. As for sex, I want and need a combination of passionate connection with hardcore porno. I am not adverse to dirt or hard work or peeing in a parking lot or on the side of the road. Seriously sometimes you have to go. Additionally I am told I am funny and make the most inappropriate comments.Negative personality traits: I can be the nicest, sweetest most compassionate loving person. However, when warranted, my "bad side" is 110% evil and I will say and do things that will make the object of my extreme aggravation feel lower than whale sh*t at the bottom of the ocean. If you happen to cry while you are down there, all the better. I am brutally honest; yes that is a negative as well. I am self-conscious of my body. Seriously all women are self-conscious about their bodies, even models. I do not like to be around a lot of people in social settings. Alcohol is considered a social lubricant so I am much more comfortable in social settings with the lube readily available. ;-) I require lots of attention from my significant other. I ask lots of questions about what Mr. Signif other thinks of me, how he feels about me, you know all the real annoying questions guys don't want to answer. I like to be reassured that I am highly desired. Alright all of that could have been summmed up into I am emotionally needy. Guys just don't get that a compliment could be as simple as a caress followed by a sexual innuendo. I have quite a vulgar vocabulary. If you are looking for a lady to bring to mom, hmmm don't bring me home. I am polite and respectful but I will not pretend to be something I am not.Additional information you may find useful. I really have no idea what I am looking for. I am incapable and should not be left to my own devices to pick a boyfriend. I have horrible taste. If you want to know my type, apparently it is men with no job or car. They usually had or have some sort of addiction, they are adverse to the idea of oral sex on a female, and they have sh*t credit and are incapable of financially supporting themselves. Additionally, they have emotional issues and have no idea how to put real effort into a relationship. Therefore, if this is the kind of person you are please for the love of God do not contact me; I will be unable to resist your charms. In my defense though, I am sure none of what I stated will be in your profile because alas although you are probably of below average intelligence you are not a complete idiot.Update: I have been voluntarily single for 4 years. I will have what I want or I will die alone. I will never settle. I want what I give. On February 28, ***I lost my daddy to an unexpected massive heart attack. My whole life changed in a minute. We were very close and its been tough. My father supported my mom so now that he is gone, I have taken on this responsibility. This complicates my potential dating as I had to get a bigger house so my mom could move in with me. Will she ever live on her own, I don't know. My mom is not "the dreaded mother in law type". I have a HUGE herniated disc in my back to which I need to get surgery to correct. Have to wait for taxes to cover my bills while I'm laid up. So pretty much right now I work 12 hour days M-F and take serious motivation to do anything else as I am in lots of pain constantly which is exhausting. Sigh, I read profiles that say, I like to take walks or blah blah blah and all I think is God that would hurt :-( Anyway just thought I would put this new info out there so you're not like uh why is your mom living with you and why do you bend over like your 80 years old. Not dinner and a movie, boring. You are so not coming over to my house nor I to yours. Now dinner at a place that serves drinks and then a bar great. Or we could meet during the day and go fishing while drinking some beers. Disclaimer, I will be peeing in the bushes. Oooh a shooting range would be fun, no alcohol though, later in the evening.
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